K.D. Harp > Quotes

“Confidence is highly erotic.”
― K.D. Harp, Blackmail

“Never trust a woman hoarding a half-eaten bag of M&M's.”
― K.D. Harp, Blackmail

“If your self-respect's for sale, don't complain when someone tries to bargain.”
― K.D. Harp, What a Tangled Wed: a romantic comedy

“Happier'n young'uns bustin' outta school fer summer break!”
― K.D. Harp, What a Tangled Wed: a romantic comedy

“If you're searching for true love, don't underestimate the power of keeping your knees together.”
― K.D. Harp, What a Tangled Wed: a romantic comedy

“Cheaper'n recyclin' yer nose tissues. --Mema”
― K.D. Harp

“Prouder than a preschooler showin' refrigerator art!”
― K.D. Harp