N.L. Hoffmann > Quotes

“The sofa was a darkish brown, complete with cigarette burns. Then there was the loveseat that was actually a faded pink color. Who was his designer?”
― N.L. Hoffmann, Shadow Cursed

“Tossing me a clean shirt from his bag, Trent turned toward the bathroom. “We will meet at Blake’s in the morning.” “Take some damn Midol!” I retorted before putting the shirt on. Maybe I should slip some in his drink.”
― N.L. Hoffmann, Shadow Cursed

“Daniel Hawkins”
― N.L. Hoffmann, Shadow Cursed

“Evander took me to the last place I ever expected to go on a first date. White Castle, of all places. There was really nothing better than having fifty tiny burgers. Well, not that many, but they were addictive; you couldn’t just stop at five or seven. Not only that, they came in a suitcase!”
― N.L. Hoffmann, Shadow Cursed

“Like a cat in heat, I wanted to rub my ass on every passing man.”
― N.L. Hoffmann, Blood Slaves

“I wasn’t very familiar with the streets, but I was able to work with the local police to find my way around. Well, them and my GPS, who was being a ho. It was an electronic, I know, but she is female and the bitch was lying to me. She had me going down roads that had long since been abandoned.”
― N.L. Hoffmann, Shadow Cursed

“he knew how to play the system, most of that ability coming from his criminal history. Sad that skills used in the criminal world worked really well in the political scene as well.”
― N.L. Hoffmann, Blood Slaves

“Never in my life had I felt such a horrible pain. Was this what childbirth was like? No, it was not in my crotch.”
― N.L. Hoffmann, Shadow Cursed