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“But it’s hard to get through to someone with the emotional development of the average ferret”
― How To Keep Sparkly Emo Vampires Off Your Lawn
― How To Keep Sparkly Emo Vampires Off Your Lawn
“First I tried some Neil Diamond, thinking that if anything was going to make the undead run for the hills it would be a nice, loud rendition of Cracklin’ Rosie. But those coldsickles actually seemed to enjoy it. Very disturbing.”
― How To Keep Sparkly Emo Vampires Off Your Lawn
― How To Keep Sparkly Emo Vampires Off Your Lawn
“I don’t need no drama with no girls with such low self-esteem they can’t even date someone who’s still alive. I mean, who needs that? And the whining! It’s just too much”
― How To Keep Sparkly Emo Vampires Off Your Lawn
― How To Keep Sparkly Emo Vampires Off Your Lawn
