Michael Ian Black
Born
in Chicago, Illinois, The United States
August 12, 1971
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You're Not Doing It Right: Tales of Marriage, Sex, Death, and Other Humiliations
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2012
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13 editions
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I'm Bored
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2012
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17 editions
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My Custom Van: And 50 Other Mind-Blowing Essays That Will Blow Your Mind All Over Your Face
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2008
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14 editions
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Chicken Cheeks
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2009
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8 editions
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Navel Gazing: True Tales of Bodies, Mostly Mine (But Also My Mom's, Which I Know Sounds Weird)
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2016
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A Pig Parade Is a Terrible Idea
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2010
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6 editions
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A Better Man: A (Mostly Serious) Letter to My Son
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2020
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9 editions
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A Child's First Book of Trump
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2016
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12 editions
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Naked!
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2014
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I'm Sad (I'm Bored, #2)
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2018
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“The truth is I feel bad about calling you a whore. I don't know anything about your personal life; my judgment was based on nothing more than a general whorish vibe you give off.
You look like you'd screw any squirrel that came your way. You look like you'd even screw the knothole in that tree where you live. But this is all speculation on my part, based on nothing more than your aforementioned whorish vibe and sleazy demeanor. Maybe I'm wrong about you. If so, I apologize.
But I really don't think I am.”
― My Custom Van: And 50 Other Mind-Blowing Essays That Will Blow Your Mind All Over Your Face
You look like you'd screw any squirrel that came your way. You look like you'd even screw the knothole in that tree where you live. But this is all speculation on my part, based on nothing more than your aforementioned whorish vibe and sleazy demeanor. Maybe I'm wrong about you. If so, I apologize.
But I really don't think I am.”
― My Custom Van: And 50 Other Mind-Blowing Essays That Will Blow Your Mind All Over Your Face
“I hope you die....
P.S. If you do die, I'm going to go to the funeral and finger your corpse.”
― My Custom Van: And 50 Other Mind-Blowing Essays That Will Blow Your Mind All Over Your Face
P.S. If you do die, I'm going to go to the funeral and finger your corpse.”
― My Custom Van: And 50 Other Mind-Blowing Essays That Will Blow Your Mind All Over Your Face
“If they have to drag some of you fucking fuckers out of here in body bags, I will be so fucking stoked.”
― My Custom Van: And 50 Other Mind-Blowing Essays That Will Blow Your Mind All Over Your Face
― My Custom Van: And 50 Other Mind-Blowing Essays That Will Blow Your Mind All Over Your Face
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