Michael Ian Black's Blog
May 7, 2014
Please Everybody, Let's Stop Making Such a Big Deal About Sea Turtles
Sea turtles are great. I’m just going to say that right here at the outset to allay any confusion about my feelings regarding sea turtles. They’re great and we should not hunt them to extinction. Yes, sea turtles are long-lived...
Published on May 07, 2014 15:45
April 24, 2014
Spring/Summer 2014 Tour Dates
5/27 - Washington D.C.: 9:30 Club 5/28 - Philadelphia, PA: Trocadero 5/30 - Somerville, MA: Johnny D's 5/31 - New York, NY: Subculture 6/6 - Seattle, WA: The Showbox 6/7 - Portland, OR: Hawthorne Theater 6/8 - San Francisco, CA:...
Published on April 24, 2014 21:12
March 31, 2014
A Bad Night at the Old Town “Great set tonight, Paul,” ca...
A Bad Night at the Old Town “Great set tonight, Paul,” called Anton to the bandleader as the audience in the Ed Sullivan Theater filed out the doors. “You too, babe,” replied Paul. It was true. Another great set in...
Published on March 31, 2014 19:50
January 17, 2014
I have received many requests from people wondering how t...
I have received many requests from people wondering how they can hear my interview with Howard Stern. Here it is in its entirety.
Published on January 17, 2014 09:05
September 23, 2013
I Do Run Run Run, I Do Run Run
The fact that I run is a source of mild embarrassment to me. It’s not the kind of thing I go around telling people because there’s something a little showoffy about distance running, even if you are as unaccomplished and...
Published on September 23, 2013 09:52
December 15, 2012
The Wilds of Connecticut
There is a place in Newtown called Ferris Acres Creamery, a working dairy farm that serves unbelievable ice cream. There’s no counter at the Creamery, no indoor serving area, just a couple windows where high school kids take your order...
Published on December 15, 2012 12:13
March 16, 2012
Despicable We
Oh Michael Jackson, musical prophet. You always had the words when words failed us. Wasn't it you, possible molester of boys, who told us: If you want to make the world a better place Take a look at yourself and...
Published on March 16, 2012 11:31
March 10, 2012
Slut Bitch Whore
Everybody is outraged – OUTRAGED! – over language hurled against women these last few weeks. First it was Rush Limbaugh. Then Bill Maher. Now Louis C.K. has resigned from hosting the Radio and TV Correspondent's Dinner after Greta Van Susteren...
Published on March 10, 2012 06:03
February 29, 2012
Shameless Self-Promoting Whore
You are right to be annoyed with me. In fact, nobody is more annoyed with me for using my Twitter account to mercilessly flog my new book than me. But over the last month ("Black: His Story Month"), that's exactly...
Published on February 29, 2012 19:23
February 26, 2012
To the Inept
Some people emerge into adulthood as fully formed human beings, confident and able. These are people with clear visions of themselves, people who stride into the world with strong handshakes and winning smiles. I was not one of those people....
Published on February 26, 2012 08:38
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