Sue Limb

“Virgo: Your teddy bear will reveal that he is pregnant and will require counseling. ”
― Sue Limb, Girl, 15, Charming but Insane

“Jess actually dreaded having a boyfriend, because of having to tell her mum. Perhaps she would just avoid it until her mum eighty or something and in an old-people's home, and then Jess, who would by then be about fifty, would drop by and casually remark, "Oh, by the way, Mum, I've got a boyfriend." And even then her mum would probebly hurtle out of her wheelchair and smack her hard across the face, crying "You trash! You whore! Get outta my house--I mean, my room!" It was hard sometimes, being the daughter of a radical feminist who hated men. ”
― Sue Limb, Girl, 15, Charming but Insane