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“On the weekend, I accidently ate cabbage. It all started when Ma plonked a steaming, slimy pile of it on my dinner plate. I looked at it. I looked at Ma. Ma looked at me. I said, “What do you expect me to do with this?”
― What Reggie Did on the Weekend: Seriously!
― What Reggie Did on the Weekend: Seriously!
“As I sailed down the road people began screaming to get away. You know, from the vomit. I realised that this vomiting caper was almost like having a super power. Maybe I could get people to do what I wanted or threaten to drown them in vomit. I could rule the world! Or, even better, I could steer my raft to McDonalds and demand a year’s supply of free cheese burgers or I’d fill the drive-thru with vomit!”
― What Reggie Did on the Weekend: Seriously!
― What Reggie Did on the Weekend: Seriously!
“Make cabbage illegal (anyone caught growing, cooking, or eating cabbage will be sent straight to prison). Make ice-cream free (duh!) Make it the law that bread must be baked without crusts. Ban school. (This could be going too far. I might decide that school can be taught on Wednesdays. Wednesday mornings. I’ll think about it.) Make the 25th of every month Christmas Day (or just Lots of Presents for Kids Day if you don’t do Christmas). Make it the law that parents have to take kids to Disneyland at least twice a year, (more if they want to). Order all the scientists to work out why you can’t tickle yourself and what the purpose of snot is. Make showering optional. For me. If I decide that you stink, then you must shower. Change dinner time around so that dessert has to be eaten first. Ban all lumps from yoghurt.”
― What Reggie Did on the Weekend: Seriously!
― What Reggie Did on the Weekend: Seriously!
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