Timothy Balding

“Akim saw clearly that Bogdanov was a man without ambition or worldly needs and therefore some one he could trust.”
― Timothy Balding, The Zucchini Conspiracy: A Novel of Alternative Facts

“Watching the troop carriers disappear into the sun’s glare, Bogdanov experienced an ineffable moment of profound peace.”
― Timothy Balding, The Zucchini Conspiracy: A Novel of Alternative Facts

“He fell to his knees, still smiling, and clasped his hands in prayer. Bogdanov had never been so happy in his life as at this moment of his death. Akim went behind the kneeling man, took out both his Luger pistols, and fired a bullet from each of them into the back of Bogdanov’s head.”
― Timothy Balding, The Zucchini Conspiracy: A Novel of Alternative Facts

“All was thus well and tranquil for the rulers of Bangistan, a resolute non-member of any collective organization of men and peoples, with no internal or external opposition to speak of. It could indeed have remained that way for the rest of time. Then the Akims had made their fatal move. They had joined Twitter”
― Timothy Balding, The Zucchini Conspiracy: A Novel of Alternative Facts