Andy Zach's Blog: The Unlikely life of Andy Zach - Posts Tagged "free-books"

A free what? That’s what you want to know. If you can’t wait, scroll down to the bottom. But then you’ll miss the 3 Fun Links and the 3 Writing Tips.

3 Fun Links
Fun first! Here’s the first fun one!

Note: Spoilers for the film classic ‘Casablanca’, a 76-year-old film.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5kiNJ...

Then we have the second bit of fun:


How’s your Klingon? If anyone can post the lyrics to Happy Birthday in Klingon, I’ll send you a free ebook of your choice!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VkqeX...

Finally, the third fun link, from your favorite comic paranormal animal author, your’s truly!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_co...

We Interrupt Your 3 Fun Links for a Freebie Notice
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Psst! If you’re not yet a subscriber to our newsletter, here’s your chance! Click here before the link goes down. (Such as in a nuclear attack.) We now return you to 3 Writing Tips and a free . . .


Read more here:
https://www.andyzach.net/3-fun-links-...

The Zombie Turkeys End Time is now. That is, the last day of the free Kindle sale, right here:


In case you don’t realize it, at midnight tonight, March 16th, PDT, the free book sale ends and the price reverts to $2.99. Still very inexpensive entertainment!

Read more here: https://www.andyzach.net/zombie-turke...

You can attend this book signing and Get Your Comic Fantasy Books Signed by the foremost comic paranormal animal author, me, Andy Zach.

Which Comic Fantasy Books Signed?
You might know this one:

Comic Fantasy Books Signed
Zombie Turkeys front cover. Click to get a copy!
If you don’t, read the latest review from Amazon:

4.0 out of 5 stars Getting a leg up on the competition
ByJoshua Granton April 13, 2018
Format: Kindle Edition|Verified Purchase
Have you ever seen Thankskilling? If you haven’t yet, don’t, it’s absolutely terrible. It attempted to meld the concept of horror films with turkeys with a smidge of humor as the glue, but let’s just say it failed miserably (honestly, no audience could possibly gobble that up). Fortunately, being no stranger to reanimating corpses, Andy Zach succeeded in that department. Zach’s Zombie Turkeys (yes seriously…sort of) was a lot of fun and involved, you guessed it, the zombie apocalypse…but with turkeys.

Zombie Turkeys follows a myriad of distraught survivors as they’re faced with the unthinkable. Sam and Lisa battle their way across a corpse infested Illinois. The fun part about the book comes from the absolute absurdity of it all, and the fact that the turkey (our patient zero in the flesh, light or dark meat your choice) gets his own perspective chapters that added a uniqueness to the classic trope. All around a fun romp through a near future where turkeys get their just revenge and survivors serve up some rotted carcasses with a healthy dose of stuffing!

There’s also this next book:

Continued here:
https://www.andyzach.net/get-comic-fa...

Fan Comments and Free Books
Chipmunks celebrating. They're key characters in 'My Undead Mother-in-law'. Click to learn more.

I want YOU to enjoy my Fan Comments.  Some are from email, some from Goodreads, some from Amazon. and some from Facebook.

You'll enjoy the ones I picked out.

Are you jealous, that these fans are picked out for notoriety, and not you? Just contact me here and maybe next time I'll post your comment.

Or just reply to this post below.



Fan Comments -- Free Books Next
Everyone wants free books. Did you know I give away a free ebook or paperback EVERY month? I have a monthly drawing.

Did you know I give away a free AUDIOBOOK every month? I have a monthly drawing for that too.

How do you get in the drawings? Subscribe here, at my Mailchimp Landing page. But hurry! The next drawings are September 1st.

Speaking of landings, here's a good near-landing. Best comment or caption gets an ebook!

B-52 buzzing a carrier. Do you have a better caption?

 

What is 'Christmas, Zombie Turkey Style'? How do Zombie Turkeys celebrate the 12 days of Christmas?

Christmas Zombie Turkeys Style

Regardless of what you've imagined or dreamt about celebrating Christmas with zombie turkeys, it's far, far more. Let's begin at the beginning.

Christmas, Zombie Turkey Style - It Starts NOW

That's right, today. To every newsletter subscriber I'll send out the chance to get a free book, every day, for twelve days, from December 25th to January 5th.  Here's the start of the Wikipedia article:

The Twelve Days of Christmas, also known as Twelvetide, is a festive Christian season celebrating the Nativity of Jesus. In most Western ecclesiastical traditions, "ChristmasDay" is considered the "First Day of Christmas" and the Twelve Days are 25 December – 5 January, inclusive.[1]

"But wait, Andy!" you say, "How does it start now?"

Thanks for asking! Because YOU have to prepare to receive the gifts from me. You see, I'm offering these books to new newsletter subscribers and people who get new subscribers.

Christmas, Zombie Turkey Style - How You and Your Friends Get Free Books

Zombie Turkeys in Shedd Aquarium. Click to get audiobook

 

First, if you're not yet a newsletter subscriber, subscribe here. You'll also get a free story!

Every new newsletter subscriber gets entered into this twelve day drawing for the twelve ebooks I'll give away. Your choice.

Life After Life Chronicles available as a series! Click to get!

But that's not all!

Christmas, Zombie Turkey Style -What's in it for existing subscribers?

The second way to get your name in my golden turkey list of gifts is to get your friends and family to subscribe to the newsletter. After they subscribe, send me their emails and you'll get an entry for each new subscriber. This is actually a better deal for my faithful fans, for there is no limit to the number of entries you can get.

But wait--there's more!

 

Christmas, Zombie Turkey Style -The Third Way to Win

Let's face it: the best gift you can give me is a book review. For any book of mine. You can write it on either Amazon or on Goodreads.

Then, afterward, just send me a note through my contact page here or email jms61614-andyzach@yahoo.com. Tell me where you wrote the review, your email, and which ebook of mine you want: Zombie Turkeys, My Undead Mother-in-law, or Paranormal Privateers.

My Undead Mother-in-law front cover. Click to get! Paranormal Privateers front small Click to get your copy!

All of this is in addition to my monthly drawings for two free books, one paperback or ebook, the other audiobook for subscribers.

Christmas, Zombie Turkey Style -Start Now!

Reviews, new subscribers, new subscriptions--on your mark, get set, go!

6 Days of Christmas Left - What do I mean? I mean I'll give away six more ebooks. Join now to get yours! I have a drawing daily for new subscribers!

Just click on the next image:

The three ebooks I'm giving away. Which will you win?



6 Days of Christmas Left - How does this work?

Simple: One: Click and subscribe to my news letter and you'll be entered into my drawing with all the new subscribers.

Two: If you want a free book for sure, then write a review of one of my books on Amazon or Goodreads. Then send me the review, and I'll send you the ebook of your choice!

A third way of getting free books is to remain on my newsletter list. I have two drawings for free books every month. But first make sure you've subscribed.

6 Days of Christmas Left - 6 Fun Links

My first fun link, an interview of me by author JC Steel. I love this next interview! Let me know what you think in the comments below or send me an email.

Second Fun Link

Here you go! How would you even categorize this one? Let me know in your comments. As always, the best comment gets a free ebook! So start writing now.

Link 3 is . . .

Next we have story fuel for you writers out there! Write a story of any length on this image and get an ebook from me!

Behind Door Number 4

Then there are a lot of space-related links! Here's one of them. What would you write on the back of this postcard from Mars, the next time you are there?

On the Fifth Day of Christmas, Andy Zach Linked to me,

A zombie virus cure! What'll they think of next?

Don't believe me? Then check out this preview of My Undead Mother-in-law.

On the Sixth Day of Christmas, Andy Zach gave to me . . .

A previously unseen picture of Andy Zach!

Andy Thinking of Zombie Comedy
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9 Great Links For You: “Okay Andy,” you say. “Where are they?”


9 Great Links For You – The First

Here you go, the very first link. I laughed and laughed as I watched this. I remembered some scenes from my childhood, fifty years ago. Others I’ve never seen. Have you seen these scenes before? Let me know what you think in the comments or contact me. I’ve got a free ebook for the best comment.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KLuT3...

Full blog post here:
https://www.andyzach.net/9-great-links/

"Andy Zach's Birthday? How old is he?"

Old enough not to talk about his age. But I will tell you how to get free gifts from me.

Andy Zach's Birthday - The First Book Zombie Turkeys

Zombie Turkeys lead the way!

Andy reads excerpts from Zombie Turkeys

Here's a scene from my unpublished graphics novel version of Zombie Turkeys:

The beginning . . .

"I'm impatient Andy! Tell me how to get free books!"

You can scroll down to the bottom or just click here.

Satisfied? If not, I can tell you other ways to get my books for free.

Andy Zach's Birthday - The Second Book My Undead Mother-in-law

Imagine your mother-in-law and all your inlaws turned zombie. Then they invite you over for Valentine's Day to celebrate the engagement of two zombies. What could possibly go wrong?

Valentine's Day dinner with the zombie-in-laws

I read this excerpt for you here:

St. Valentine's Day Zombie Massacre



Andy Zach's Birthday - The Third Book Paranormal Privateers

"We've got zombie turkeys, zombie humans, what else do you have for us, Andy?"

How about zombies working on a luxury yacht as privateers under a letter of marque from President Trump? They're sent to areas too sensitive for the US to meddle directly. Here's the ship, the Resolute Too. That's the undead mother-in-law on the prow.

The Loving Zombie Privateers



Curious? Check it out for free by clicking.



Andy Zach's Birthday - 4 Ways to Free Books



Simply win in either of my two monthly drawings. Enter here. Just pick up any book through Kindle Unlimited. Free ebooks, you know. Get your free audiobook through Audible. Zombie Turkeys, My Undead Mother-in-law, and Paranormal Privateers are all free for your listening pleasure with your Audible subscription. Simply write a review on Amazon or Goodreads and I'll send you an ebook of your choice. Contact me here and I'll send you the ebook for a link to your review.

That's it for today! I pick the free books tomorrow from my subscription list. Don't miss out, get on the free book list.

Naturally, EVERYONE wants to Give Zombie Turkeys for Mother's Day. But how, exactly?

To begin with, click here. Or you can click below:

What's going on is a Zombie Turkeys giveaway for Mother's Day. You click and subscribe to my newsletter and you get a free Zombie Turkeys ebook.

Here's the back cover:

Click here to get your free Zombie Turkeys



Give Zombie Turkeys - But I'm Already a Subscriber!

You are? Great! Thanks a lot! If you don't have a copy of Zombie Turkeys, just email me and I'll send you an ebook. All I ask is for a review.

After you get it, you can send it to your mother (or mother-in-law) in time for Mother's Day.

Give Zombie Turkeys - But I Want Another Book!

No problem! We've got lots of them for free for our giveaway. And you can win $25! Just click here or on the next image below.

But I Want to Give My Undead Mother-in-law!

Naturally! Who doesn't? And you can give THAT free too!

Click to get your free copy!

This giveaway works the same way as my Zombie Turkeys giveaway: 

You click on the link
You subscribe to my newsletter
If you're already a subscriber, just email me and ask for a copy.
I'll send you a copy, but please write a review.



Get a Free Short Story - And Read it to Your Mom

Here's a short story I've only offered to my newsletter subscribers. Now you can get it!

What's this science fiction short story about? Here's a hint:

"Um, Andy?"

"Yes, dear reader?"

"What does a hummingbird have to do with your story?"

"Read and find out!"

What's Next? Andy Zach Sightings!

First one is May 19th in Springfield Illinois. Read below.

But June 7-9 is the BIG ONE.

The Tremont Turkey Festival! Three days of personal book signings and Zombie Turkeys performances by me!

Andy Zach performing with his Zombie Turkeys puppet.

8 Awesome Gifts for August - Rather than the end of summer, think of this as the beginning of Christmas. I've got 52 free SciFi and Fantasy books for you immediately below.

52 SciFi Novels for You!

Did you know this includes the first of my SciFi series, the Life After Life Chronicles? Gaze upon this next book:

Get your free Zombie Turkeys here!

But hurry! This giveaway expires on August 12th! That's 3 days from now. Who knows how close it is to you in the future?

Continuing With Awesome Gifts for August

But that's not all I've got for you! I've got a free Zombie Turkeys right now for newsletter subscribers. Click and win a a flock of turkey laughs.

Zombie Turkeys in Shedd Aquarium. Click to get audiobook



Your Third Awesome Gift Comes Right Here

How about 26 free Paranormal books?

Get your 26 books by clicking here!

And with this giveaway you get another book of mine:

Get your free copy here!



Awesome August Continues - What's Next?

An interview with me, Andy Zacy, by author Karina Kantas.

Get up close and personal with Andy. Reply to Youtube or directly to me here.



Yet More Gifts for You - Free Short Stories

A Phoenix Tale - Andy Zach tells the tale of how he caught his first phoenix.

A Hamster's Tale - Andy Zach's short story written between Secret Supers and Villain's Vacation.

Click to listen to free sample of Secret Supers.

Villain's Vacation is my newest novel.

Villain's Vacation - Click to get it.



Your Last Three Gifts - Gift 6 Next

. I'm sharing the best selections from two dozen authors I've met on Facebook. The topic: 'Fight Scene'. Enjoy!

Countdown: Now You Get Gift 7

Relive the drama of the landing of Mars Curiosity six years ago.

Your Last Bit of Awesomeness

Woohoo! One of my favorite reviewers, Rebecca McNutt, has reviewed 'Zombie Turkeys'. And she likes it!

This book is quite an eclectic mix of themes and genres. It's not quite horror and not quite comedy, but rather a variety of both, including some sci-fi and adventure elements, a clever and witty social commentary on modern American digital culture, and a more original story to rise from the over-saturated zombie horror genre as something that carves out its own path in the fiction world. In some ways, it reminded me of those 1980's horror films I used to watch back in high school, and in other ways, with its themes of a modernizing, changing America, it reminded me of films like Steven Spielberg's Gremlins.

More at my Facebook post.