"Andy Zach's Birthday? How old is he?"

Old enough not to talk about his age. But I will tell you how to get free gifts from me.

Andy Zach's Birthday - The First Book Zombie Turkeys

Zombie Turkeys lead the way!

Andy reads excerpts from Zombie Turkeys

Here's a scene from my unpublished graphics novel version of Zombie Turkeys:

The beginning . . .

"I'm impatient Andy! Tell me how to get free books!"

You can scroll down to the bottom or just click here.

Satisfied? If not, I can tell you other ways to get my books for free.

Andy Zach's Birthday - The Second Book My Undead Mother-in-law

Imagine your mother-in-law and all your inlaws turned zombie. Then they invite you over for Valentine's Day to celebrate the engagement of two zombies. What could possibly go wrong?

Valentine's Day dinner with the zombie-in-laws

I read this excerpt for you here:

St. Valentine's Day Zombie Massacre



Andy Zach's Birthday - The Third Book Paranormal Privateers

"We've got zombie turkeys, zombie humans, what else do you have for us, Andy?"

How about zombies working on a luxury yacht as privateers under a letter of marque from President Trump? They're sent to areas too sensitive for the US to meddle directly. Here's the ship, the Resolute Too. That's the undead mother-in-law on the prow.

The Loving Zombie Privateers



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Andy Zach's Birthday - 4 Ways to Free Books



Simply win in either of my two monthly drawings. Enter here. Just pick up any book through Kindle Unlimited. Free ebooks, you know. Get your free audiobook through Audible. Zombie Turkeys, My Undead Mother-in-law, and Paranormal Privateers are all free for your listening pleasure with your Audible subscription. Simply write a review on Amazon or Goodreads and I'll send you an ebook of your choice. Contact me here and I'll send you the ebook for a link to your review.

That's it for today! I pick the free books tomorrow from my subscription list. Don't miss out, get on the free book list.