Nicky Bond's Blog

September 21, 2026

Picture THIS...

I've cracked it. No, really, I have. I've finally taken a good photograph. Honestly, no one's more surprised than me.
Marisa Tomei in My Cousin Vinny, is sitting on a park bench, holding a pink camera on an angle, and casually taking a photo without much thought. If I was the insecure-about-my-photography-skills type, I'd be REALLY insecure. When I take a pic, I don't stop to stage it. I click the button at whatever is being presented to me. There's no thought about the background, the lighting, the shadow... no thought at all. I just snap. I'm not a professional, I've no exhibition coming up, it's simply my way of recording my memories.
A black space, with nothing to be seen at all. Except, two green dots and a short strip of dull white light high up. Se...
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Published on September 21, 2026 02:09

September 14, 2026

Responsibly Adulting....

The September Reset continues apace. Except! A curve ball has been thrown.
The Blue Jays baseball team are on the pitch, and a bowler is throwing a ball, which the batter misses. I have no idea if this is a curve ball
but it came up when I searched the term.
A relative of mine has been selected for jury duty. That means I'm doing the school drop-off for a smaller relative of mine, for a few days coming up. This is perfect timing. For me, at least. Can you imagine if I'd had to be up at the absolute crack, during my extended mental break? If - post-Leeza McAuliffe Book  3 I'd had to drag myself out ...
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Published on September 14, 2026 00:44

September 7, 2026

Dial 999, I'm on Fire...

It's back! A black woman, carrying bags, comes through the door with excitement and glee. The caption reads, 'Guess who's back?!' My brain, entering the chat.
Yes, the routine, the excitement over a new project, and the work ethic that's been MIA for months. It's back, baby! Leeza McAuliffe Book 4 has begun to be planned. I'm writing these words, thinking back over the past week, and feeling a sense of productivity and accomplishment. Not, I should add, that I've written a complete sentence yet. Nope, all that is still to come. But... I've had thoughts, noted down ideas, and arranged those ideas into bullet points...
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Published on September 07, 2026 02:21

August 31, 2026

Rain, Legends, and Potato Cakes...

A few weeks ago, I simply couldn't have imagined it. The heat had suffocated me for so long that the thought of cooler air was unimaginable. And now? It's raining baby! Woohoooo! 
Rain falling down outside, as viewed from a window indoors. Can you see the rain?As I type, the rain is literally lashing down. Bouncing off the patio, cutting through the clammy climate, and giving me untold pleasure. It's marvellous. I can feel the breeze coming through the back door, I can hear the pitter patter as it gets heavier, and I can smell the garden. What's that word...
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Published on August 31, 2026 01:36

August 24, 2026

One Week More...

Did we make it? Are you hanging on? Are you ready for... DRUM ROLL PLEASE... September?
An animated backpack with school supplies jumping out of it. I was in Scotland last week where schools are back for the new school year. In England (and I think Wales, and Northern Ireland) there're a few more sleeps-in-til-lunctime to go. Either way, we're in the vicinity of a whole new start. A fresh pencil case, a clean jotter, and a refuelled tank full of pep and vim. Can't you just feel it?
I wonder, is it a throwback to our English cave-dwelling ancestors? Are we p...
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Published on August 24, 2026 01:45

August 17, 2026

A Sign for The Times...

Long Ramble time, hurrah!
And what's the topic this month? We'll get to that in a sec. First off, check out this headline... 
 
If you click the link AND subscribe to The Times, you can read the whole thing. Sadly, I ditched my access to The Times after far too many front pages slagged off Angela Rayner for something that seemed innocuous at the time and has since proven to be, but I digress.

The head of a teenage girl is closeup on the cover of a book. She's holding a magnifying glass to her eye, which is magnified larger than the rest of her face. The book is called, Leeza McAuliffe is Branching Out and the author is Nicky Bond. The literary love child of 
Judy Blume and Adrian Mol...
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Published on August 17, 2026 01:26

August 10, 2026

Comfortably Helping the Economy...

For one day last week, the world made sense.
A cartoon girl, lying back on the grass, under a tree, with her arms spread out. She has her eyes closed and is breathing out contentedly. It rained. More that that, it was chilly. Can you believe? I needed a cardy. Sadly this cold snap only lasted a morning. By the time the afternoon came around, the cardy was gone, the doors were open, and the clammy heat was back. Sigh. For one morning only, I remembered what it was like to feel comfy within myself. What a thing I take for granted during the colder months. 
The importance of feeling comfy within ourselves shouldn't need explaining. If o...
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Published on August 10, 2026 02:20

August 3, 2026

No Escape Needed But Still...

Well who knew Anglesey was so nice? Everyone except me, right?
An empty sandy beach and a blue sky. I'm just back from a few days away and it blew my mind. Aren't the beaches lovely? It's a stone's throw from my Merseyside home but I'd never visited. Madness. 
The reason I was there was because of a significant birthday in my partner's family; that was why I lost my Anglesey virginity. But now? I've got the route, I know the best beach carpark, and I can visit whenever I have a free day. Win!
A list of instagram handles next to dates for the Leeza McAuliffe is Branching Out book tour. The front cover - a lime green front with Leeza's head close up - is also featured. Writing News The Leeza McAuliffe is Branchi...
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Published on August 03, 2026 02:40

July 27, 2026

Call Me Lionel Messi...

My hall, landing, and stairs is now newly decorated. (I like to give you closure.) What was a biscuity-beige is now a pebbly-grey. Adjectives aside, it's not massively different. Just neater, cleaner, and tidier. Win.
A magnolia style colour radiator is on a wall that is another version of magnolia, just with a little bit of grey stone in it. Taken when the
radiator was still the
old colour, while
the wall were 
the new. Virtually 
identical.
The problem is I'm under pressure to keep my own belongings neater, cleaner, and tidier too. Boooo. I live with a neat-freak, you see, which mostly works well. I have a high tolerance ...
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Published on July 27, 2026 01:59

July 20, 2026

Arise, Sir Guinness Zero...

Last week, in one of his final acts as Prime Minister, Sir Keir Starmer gave out a bunch of peerages. Congratulations to all. 
From A Knight's Tale. The King is touching his sword on the shoulders of Heath Ledger's character, in the middle of the jousting ring. My reservations about unelected nobles aside, this news provided a lovely thought experiment for this week's blog. If I accept the premise that the House of Lords is both important and necessary to my life, who would I want to be in it? Who has elevated my existence so much, they deserve a life-long title and recognition for their service? Who are the unsung heroes of my ...
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Published on July 20, 2026 02:31