I'm not sure anyone else has mentioned it so I'll just write it here for the record.
IT'S SO HOT.
By the time this blog is published, the UK temperatures will have cooled. That's what the Met Office says, anyway. As I write this a day or so beforehand, however, that is not the case. It is 10.20am, the house is filled with thick, hot air, and my face is slick with sweat. SEXY TIMES. 
My brain doesn't work well when the temperature nudges the mid twenties so the current state of affairs (34℃ right no...