Marilize Roos

“Thomas, I can pull down you're pants and point you downwind, but even with the Lord's help I can't pee for you.”
― Bernard Cornwall

“Good afternoon, Sir. Shall I fetch the medical kit?"
"Ah, no thanks, old boy. bit of a row. Do me a favour, if the constable comes knocking, tell him I was here all morning will you?"
"Killed someone again, did we?"
"Never before luncheon, Dodsley. It's still early yet.”
― Gaelen Foley

“Dodsley appeared by his side just then, silently, as if by magic. He offered Max a daught of whisky on a tray.
Max glanced at him in surprise and saw that Dodsley had brought the whole bottle. "Do I look that bad?"
"You look like you could use it, sir," his sphinxlike butler observed.”
― Gaelen Foley

“I know. i don't understand it," Max shook his head, bewildered. "Am I seeing things?"
"Couldn't have been a trick of the mind, could it? Nostalgia, a remembrance of old friends?" Jordan suggested.
"Or his ghost?" Rohan added.
They just looked at him.
"I grew up in a haunted castle, boys. If you've never had a ghost try to push you down the stairs, you've never lived.”
― Gaelen Foley, My Wicked Marquess