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Martin Boronte

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Martin Boronte Jaws’ huge success in the seventies didn’t put off the producers of the recent shark film, The Meg, who, in 2018, went back into the waters – durr-dum…moreJaws’ huge success in the seventies didn’t put off the producers of the recent shark film, The Meg, who, in 2018, went back into the waters – durr-dum – but not with a bigger boat, as per Chief Brody’s iconic (and, in view of the circumstances, wise) instructions, but with a bigger shark ...made this time from saltwater proof but, quite evidently, not idiot proof CGI. Dumb-durr!(less)

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“Welcome to gym. Where the quads and glutes and delts and pects, are the gods of brutes and svelte and sex.”
― Martin Boronte, I Mean It, Daphne!

tags: ego, fitness, gym, humor, humour

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“Here's to swimmin' without toe-webbed cretins”
― Martin Boronte, I Mean It, Daphne!

tags: ego, humor, psychology

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“Golf.

The noble game of honour, equality and fair play. Unless, that is, we happen to be packing a few quid in our back pockets, behind the score-card, in which case we can just pull out our custom made precision driver, with adjustable perimeter weighting and heavy bias in our favour, and hoick for six* our unique, spherically-tiled, tetrahedral, catenary, aerody¬namic ball – plus any remaining notion of glory, parity and fairness.

See you on the green.
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*A cricketing term, usually referring to someone with fortune on their side, who’s not playing with a straight bat**.
**Another cricketing term.”
― Martin Boronte, I Mean It, Daphne!