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Our new erotic fantasy, Friarhaven

A quick response to a helper reader review

Mayonnaise press is pleased to announce our first-ever erotic fantasy novel, Friarhaven.

Don’t expect a great fantasy story. Sure, there is a fire-breathing dragon and a knight and some spellcasting, but honestly it’s a vehicle so you can play touchy-touchy thinking about two young squires screwing around with each other and the knight who trains them.

We know what our audience wants!

In the battle-scarred kingdom of Aranthia, where dragons and darkness loom, will young squire Aiden ever learn to handle his mighty lance?

At Castle Friarhaven, young squire Aiden struggles under the weight of his destiny. Training to become a knight is no easy feat, especially when his comrade Lucas, a born warrior, outshines him at every turn, earning the favor of their formidable mentor, Sir Tristan.

But Aiden’s challenges go beyond the battlefield. When the enigmatic Lady of the castle captures Lucas's attention, Aiden must confront the truth of his own secret, forbidden feelings. As doubt threatens to consume him, he discovers his training under Sir Tristan is only beginning—and his true courage is just awakening.

Faced with vicious dragons, mounting dangers, and the complexities of his heart, Aiden must summon the strength to fight for his kingdom—and for the love he’s never dared to hope for.

Will Lucas see beyond the shadows of war and will more than the castle tower stand tall at Friarhaven?

Buy FRIARHAVEN today!

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We recently got feedback regarding one of our early works, Greatest of All Time. In it, one of the characters, a young, black man, gets sucked off by his skating coach. One of our readers felt our portrayal of him and his patois was racist. We’re grateful to him for bringing this to our attention, and intend to revisit it in the coming months to make corrections. It’s easy to forget about a three-year-old book, so we appreciate our readers’ comments to help us keep things up-to-date and enjoyable for everyone.

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Don’t forget to snag a copy of The Nutcracker Prince in time for the holidays. When college freshman Thomas Everly takes a job as a lowly custodian at Chicago’s Majestic Theater, he meets Kwang-Sik Kim, the brooding, untouchable Korean dancer cast as the Nutcracker Prince. Beneath the graceful pirouettes and perfect leaps, Kwang-Sik fights a growing hunger for pleasures he’s always denied himself. When their worlds collide in dark corners of the theater and the intimacy of Thomas’s cramped apartment, their connection ignites into something raw and undeniable.

Can Kwang-Sik give in to passion without losing his edge? And will Thomas be the man who saves him—or the distraction that ends his career?

The Nutcracker Prince is a spicy, erotic coming-of-age short story that explores the world of newfound desires and self-acceptance. It will satisfy those who like spicy MM teenage fantasies, longing and watching, first-time encounters, and hot guys in ballet tights.

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Until next time, good readers!

Greetings from Mayonnaise Press! We haven’t been publishing much this year, but that doesn’t mean we haven’t been writing. We hope to give you some new content now and into the new year.

It hasn’t escaped us that we owe you a third and final chapter to our Galactic Scouts series. It’s in the works.

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For Christmas 2024, however, we’re pleased to give you The Nutcracker Prince on Amazon and Kindle Unlimited.

When college freshman Thomas Everly takes a job as a lowly custodian at Chicago’s Majestic Theater, he expects long hours and hard work—not a front-row seat to the backstage drama of the Illinois Ballet’s Nutcracker. But everything changes when he meets Kwang-Sik Kim, the brooding, untouchable Korean dancer cast as the Nutcracker Prince. Kwang-Sik’s talent is unmatched, but so is the pressure he faces—from brutal choreographers, cruel peers, and his own unrelenting standards.

Thomas can’t look away as Kwang-Sik battles the punishing world of professional ballet. But beneath the graceful pirouettes and perfect leaps, Kwang-Sik is fighting another battle—a growing hunger for pleasures he’s always denied himself. When their worlds collide in dark corners of the theater and the intimacy of Thomas’s cramped apartment, their connection ignites into something raw and undeniable.

Can Kwang-Sik give in to passion without losing his edge? And will Thomas be the man who saves him—or the distraction that ends his career?

The Nutcracker Prince is a spicy, erotic coming-of-age short story that explores the world of newfound desires and self-acceptance. It will satisfy those who like spicy MM teenage fantasies, longing and watching, first-time encounters, and hot guys in ballet tights.

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If it seems we’ve been doing a lot of ballet-focused stories lately, it’s true - but this will be the last for a while as we go back to other fare. Honestly, there was so much good stuff left on the editing floor at the end of Russian Ballet Reform School, we felt it would be a shame to waste it. And if you still haven’t read RBRS, you can get the first part for free here.

In the New Year, you can also expect a summertime beach tale and a foray into the fantasy realm of dragons and swords… all with a bunch of hot young men experimenting and sucking each other and learning what their bodies crave.

Until next time, have a great holiday season!

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Happy April, to all who celebrate.

Q. What’s the difference between jam and jelly?
A. You won’t jelly your cock into your fist when you read our offerings this month!

Mayonnaise Press is thrilled to announce two new books.

Our series Russian Ballet Reform School concludes this month with Russian Ballet Reform School: the Final Chapter.

We also have a new short story: Capturing the Finish.

For more details, see below!

The Thrilling Series Conclusion!

Having jumped from a train in remote Siberia, Forrest and Mitsu have at last escaped Novo with Petrov's money. After a steamy night of celebration in an old train shed, however, they realize their escape has drawn attention.

Petrov is on their trail, and has ordered the Russian cops to return his money - or return half with no mention of Forrest and Mitsu ever again!

In the quiet hamlet of Orlova, they find an ally, but will she be enough with the police, Petrov, and a German Shepard on their trail, and Forrest fevered and in desperate need of antibiotics?

Russian Ballet Reform School is a steamy, erotic, gay coming-of-age series for adult readers only. Called "debauched," and "utter filth," it will satisfy those who like multiracial characters and enjoy teacher/student encounters, first-time discoveries, watching and yearning, guys in tights, and dirty mm fantasy.

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A Straight-to-Gay Friends-to-Lovers MM First Time New Adult Erotic Romance

How far will Jeff and Mike go before they cross the finish line?

It's fall, 1976. Mike Thompson and Jeff Harding are freshmen on their college track team, but after tuition and books they're hard-up for cash. Mike's behind on his rent, and Jeff has a car repair to make so he can visit his girlfriend. When they hear a rumor that their assistant coach, Coach Kinger, has a side hustle using the sports camera for more than game analysis, they can't help but wonder if there are opportunities for fast cash.

Are the rumors true? What might coach make them do? And could a project between them wreck their years-long friendship?

Capturing the Finish is a spicy, erotic, gay new adult coming-of-age tale for adult readers only. It will satisfy those who like short shorts and high socks and enjoy coach/athlete/teammate books, mm friends-to-lovers, first-time discoveries, and straight-to-gay stories.

A note from CD Truncheon: I think this story makes for some excellent spanking material. Yong guys in the 1970’s getting railed by their coach in the locker room and learning they like it is an evergreen theme, and I think you’ll like it, too. It’s the first “retro” story I’ve written.

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Keep an eye out for Russian Ballet Reform School: The Complete Series, only in print from your favorite retailer. It should be available within the next few weeks. We’ll have links for you next month.

We’ll circle back soon with more exciting news, including our first sci-fi wanker. Happy whacking!

Happy January, everyone!

Mayo press has two new books hitting the market in January, certain to make you soak through.

Here at Mayo press, we understand the sacred bond between teacher and student or coach and athlete, and the responsibility those with authority have to their students and student athletes.

We also know how hard it makes you, and how naughty it is when those lines are crossed. That’s what fantasy is for.

It may not be your month if you’re sensitive about these topics.

If it IS your thing, you can read about two inexperienced student athletes fucking each other in the locker room while coach gives instruction. Or, you can read about a teenage male ballet dancer who gets spanked and sucked off by his dance instructor in our latest continuation of RUSSIAN BALLET REFORM SCHOOL.

I leave that to your discretion.

Finally, the first six filthy gay stories are now available in paperback! It makes a great gift for the perverts in your life.

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After four years of racing each other, Jalil and Emiliano are chasing the same girl... but is she what they really want at the finish line?

For four years, Jalil Harrington and Emiliano Cabrera have been best friends and competitors in academics and sports in high school. Now, on the cusp of graduation, they find themselves in their fiercest competition ever.

Dasani Mitchell, the new girl at school, ignites fantasies that spill over into the showers after practice. That's when Jalil realizes it may not be Dasani he's running after at all.

But Emiliano? After all this time? Is he even open to the idea of something more with Jalil when all he talks about is Dasani?

Fortunately, square-jawed, sinewy track Coach Knight is watching. He's trained them to know what their bodies are capable of, and now aims to train them to be honest about who they are.

Trained by Coach is a steamy, erotic, gay coming-of-age tale for adult readers only. It will satisfy those who like multiracial characters and enjoy coach/athlete age gap tales, friends-to-lovers, first-time discoveries, straight-to-gay and dirty mm fantasy.

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"An appalling continuation... This series distorts the artistic pursuit of ballet, exploiting young male dancers' dress while trivializing their artistry. It morphs the reality of ballet training into a lurid spectacle, and sets it against the backdrop of a toxic reform school."

Following the death of a classmate - perhaps at the hands of their rigid instructor, Petrov - Forrest Nickolev is more determined than ever to escape Russia and Novo, the Siberian Ballet Reform School for Boys at Novosibirsk. His roommate Mitsu, distracted from dance by his lusty feelings, wants Forrest to leave forever and helps him plot his escape.

Can they execute a heist to retrieve Forrest's passport in the headmaster's office?

And when Arseny, the class bully, causes a violent confrontation, how will Petrov discipline the worst of the worst?

Russian Ballet Reform School is a steamy, erotic, gay coming-of-age series for adult readers only. Called "horrific," "deeply perverted," and "capable of sending the wrong message" by readers, it will satisfy those who like multiracial characters and enjoy teacher/student encounters and punishment, first-time discoveries, watching and yearning, guys in tights, and dirty mm fantasy.

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Author C.D. Truncheon brings you six of his best short stories in one convenient volume at one low price! Get a rise out of this spicy, gay MM paperback short read collection that features enemies-to-lovers, friends-to-lovers, age gap, first-time, straight-to-gay, coach/player, daddy/younger, and hurt/comfort tales. Graphic adult content. 18+ Only.

Includes:

Coach's Assistant

All-State Champ

Swimmer's Build

Senior Trip

Greatest of All Time

Teenage Runaway

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After over a year, we’re sure your nuts are ready to burst. Mayonnaise Press, therefore, is pleased to announce the latest series by author C.D. Truncheon: Russian Ballet Reform School.

Books one and two are available for pre-order for a November 22 release; Books 3-6 will be released once a month. See the schedule below for more.

If you have a young-men-wearing-tights fetish or fascination with the dirty, unsupervised interactions between male students at a corrupt boarding school, this will make you run to your bed, throw yourself on your back, and reach for the tissues.

This is also our first book series available in wide release on all major sales channels. We’re excited to reach more readers this way!

Forrest Nikolev is certain he's asexual. A senior in a Detroit high school, he thinks little of guys, and past experiences with girls left him cold.

When his abusive, alcoholic father sends him to the Siberian Ballet Reform School for Boys in remote Russia, however, everything changes.

Inexperienced in dance and stripped of dignity in the brutal institution—a place where the handsome, authoritarian dance instructor trains students to do more than tendu and doles physical punishment in his office at night—Forrest's desire awakens.

Russian Ballet Reform School is a steamy, erotic, gay coming-of-age series for adult readers only. It will satisfy those who like multiracial characters and enjoy teacher/student tales, first-time discoveries, watching and yearning, guys in tights, and dirty mm fantasy.

From Mayonnaise Press. We won't tell.™

Your preorders help our success! Please buy in advance if you can!

Book 1 – November 22, 2023 - Available for Preorder Now!

Forrest Nikolev’s abusive, alcoholic father sends him to Novo—the Siberian Ballet Reform School for Boys in remote Russia. Stripped of dignity and agency in the brutal institution—a place where the handsome, strict dance instructor trains his students to do more than tendu—his desire awakens. Russian Ballet Reform School is a steamy, erotic, new adult coming-of-age series for adult readers only.

Book 2 – November 22, 2023 - Available for Preorder Now!

It’s Forrest’s second day at Novo and life has not gotten easier in the cold, authoritarian dance academy. He speaks little Russian. His classmates hate him. It’s his turn in tights, and at 18 years old he has had no formal training. He dreams of escape, but something about the place unlocks his darkest desires- especially for his roommate Mitsu, who has spent a lifetime focused on his training to honor his parents at the expense of his bodily needs.

Book 3 – December 22, 2023

When corrupt instructor Petrov expels the principal dancer at the Siberian Ballet Reform School for Boys, a frightened, young student joins the school's upper house. Vasily is capable but timid—an unfortunate attribute on the day of group physicals. Meanwhile, Mitsu, ashamed of his newfound desires, redoubles his focus on dance and sends Vasily to Forrest to overcome his inhibitions. A sudden turn of events brings Forrest back to reality. How long can he expect to stay alive at Novo when he cannot dance? And can he escape?

Book 4 – January 22, 2024

Following the death of a classmate - perhaps at the hands of their rigid instructor, Petrov - Forrest is more determined than ever to escape Russia and Novo. Mitsu, distracted from dance by his lusty feelings, wants Forrest to leave forever and helps him plot his escape. Can they execute a heist to retrieve Forrest’s passport in the headmaster’s office? And when Arseny causes a violent confrontation, how will Petrov discipline the worst of the worst?

Book 5 – February 22, 2024

Ten older students from Novo leave by train for a competition in Minsk. Forrest’s plan to jump from the train in Yekaterinburg requires careful planning and coordination that stands to be undone by an urchin who discovers him preparing to escape in the baggage car. Mitsu makes a discovery that could change his thinking about Forrest and the trajectory of his life. And Vasily and Arseny’s antagonism at last reaches climax under Petrov’s tutelage... all before tragedy strikes again.

Book 6 – March 22, 2024

The story of Forrest, Mitsu, Vasily, Petrov, Arseny and the rest of the Russian Ballet Reform School concludes in a small Russian village outside Yekaterinburg. Who will live? Who will die? And who might escape to Istanbul?

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Here at MP, we love reviews, good and bad. We like to see what people are thinking, and how they’re interpreting the filth we’re pumping out. There’s no criticism that particularly bothers us.

People read erotica for different reasons, and seek different types. Some want emotional closeness. Some want the sex to be powerful and seem real. Many want a good laugh at ridiculous concepts so they can giggle and pass things along to their friends. That’s us. We want to give you a boner, but also give you a laugh you can share with your girlfriends.

There’s a moment in Coach’s Assistant (pick it up for free!) in which the titular coach shaves an athlete’s pubes while he’s face up on a massage table and then brushes away the hair with a barber’s brush.

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If you give any of it much thought, it’s all ludicrous—but the fact that the coach has a barber’s brush in his athletic office is designed both to make you ask why but ultimately not care about the answer, because it’s fun.

The same with the verbiage. Some people want juices of love that flow together in a way that makes them imagine the fullness of sex. We write shameless stories about a coach’s giant piston slamming into a twenty-year-old balloon knot before busting a nut and unloading his population paste.

It’s simply a matter of taste. Everyone wants something different, and you know who you are. Either way, we like that you’re giving us a try, appreciate you reading, and hope you’re having fun with it - even if you’re having fun complaining about it.

Everyone likes a little something for free, and here at Mayonnaise Press, we like Amazon reviews. So, we’re giving away copies of Swimmer’s Build on May 15, and then again on the 19th-22nd. Kindle only.

So, if your balls are full and you need a story about a sucking, jerking swim team and a coach that likes to spank and fuck, well, here’s your big opportunity.

Click the image above or the link below. Missed the free giveaway days? You can always read as part of Kindle Unlimited, pay $2.99, or just shell out $5.99 for Filthy Gay Stories and get Swimmer’s Build and five more stories for one low price.

https://www.amazon.com/Swimmers-Build-First-Time-Erotic-Fantasy-ebook/dp/B08W3LG1HR

And just remember: you nasty. But not as nasty as us.

Your balls are probably full since last we wrote, so today, Mayonnaise Press is pleased to announce a new compilation: Filthy Gay Stories: A Collection of MM New Adult Straight-to-Gay, First Time, & Friends-to-Lovers Erotic Short Stories.

This compilation combines two now-out-of-print compilations. We say goodbye to Three Dirty Sport Stories and Filthy Wattpad Tales to deliver six short stories at a better value. If purchased individually, these six stories would run you about $15. We’re selling all six for $5.99. You’ll spend more on tissues.

Are you a member of Kindle Unlimited? Better yet! They’re included in the price of your subscription.

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This MM BL collection features enemies-to-lovers, friends-to-lovers, age gap, first-time, straight-to-gay, and hurt/comfort themes. Graphic adult content. 18+ only.

It includes:

Coach's Assistant

When Brian Hwang drops out of college freshman year and returns home to his small Pennsylvania town, his former soccer coach asks him to be an assistant for his old school team. Can Brian accept his lusty feelings for the endowed soccer trainer? And will coach ever show HIM new skills in the locker room?


All-State Champ

Aaron Strickland was an all-state wrestling champ senior year, but what's left now that he's graduated? The only person who thinks much of him is Gabriel Diaz, his brilliant classmate next door—but Aaron's dad hates Gabe and wants him to spend more time with Charlie Oates, a red-blooded wrestling prodigy who studies criminal justice.

One night, as Aaron wrestles Charlie in the basement, Charlie reveals a lusty, carnal, dominating side that sends Aaron into a tailspin of latent desire and lust for new types of gripping.

Can Aaron make peace with who he is? Or will self-hatred lead him to hurt the one person he truly loves?


Swimmer's Build

When a small New England college recruits high diver Carson Ryan from his school in Ohio, he fears he won’t belong, but initiation rituals and locker room antics ignite his darkest desires and leave him wanting more. Growing feelings for his rugged coach, who punishes mistakes in private office meetings, consume him.

Will Carson come to terms with himself and score 10 for a perfect entry?


Senior Trip

Alex has pined for his ex-girlfriend, Alyssa, since they reached London for their Senior Trip. One night, when Alyssa's teasing sends him out-of-control, Alex turns to his friend Shawn for relief. The experience unlocks feelings for Shawn Alex never knew he had—just as Shawn begins seeing someone else!

Can Alex sort out his feelings for Shawn before Shawn falls off the market?


Greatest of All Time

At age 19, Jason Jenson is the greatest speed skater of all time. When JJ catches the coach he idolizes with another member of his team after hours, however, feelings awaken and his world falls apart. It's the wrong time to meet Seth Keller - an annoying, pathetic nurse's assistant at the Olympic village who won't stop arguing, won't treat JJ like a superstar, and may hold the keys to the Olympian's ice-cold heart.


Teenage Runaway

When Adam Evans finds himself working at a youth hostel, he meets Brady Rangel, a teenage runaway barely old enough to be on his own. Brady sells drugs for an older man who's taken a private room next door to Adam's, and late-night voices through a keyhole suggest the man's manipulation carries Brady to dark places.

When Adam's feelings grow in unexpected directions - and Brady returns those feelings - his protective instincts activate. Can Adam find a way forward with Brady before things get worse for the teen?

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After some time going wide with some of our titles, we’re realizing two things: they don’t sell outside Amazon, and they do well on Kindle Unlimited.

So, from this point forward, our freemium products will always be in wide release, but our for-sale products will be found strictly on Amazon. Apologies to the three or four of you who have read outside Big Orange.

You can now find the following titles for KU:

Senior Trip

Greatest of All Time

Teenage Runaway

and the compilation Filthy Wattpad Stories.

We’re throwing in the towel. The platform didn’t pan out for us, so we’re going to stick with what we do best. Writing damn good jerk-off stories for people to buy or read on KU.

In time for the 2022 Winter Olympics, grab a copy of our new short story “Greatest of All Time.”

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At age 19, Jason Jenson is the greatest speed skater of all time. He has everything he could want - endorsement deals, a figure skater girlfriend, and an almost-guaranteed gold medal at the Olympics in Japan. Better than anything else, though, he's drawn the attention of his childhood idol, Mike Ingram, who hopes to coach JJ for years to come.

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When JJ catches Ingram with another member of his team after hours, however, feelings awaken and his world falls apart. It's the wrong time to meet Seth Keller - an annoying, pathetic nurse's assistant at the Olympic village who won't stop arguing, won't treat JJ like the greatest of all time, and may hold the keys to the Olympian's ice-cold heart.

Greatest of All Time is a first-time straight-to-gay enemies-to lovers erotic romance short story suitable for those who enjoy spandex suits, coach-player, age gap stories, and steamy hospital romance.

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