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S.G. Browne

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S.G. Browne is the author of the novels Less Than Hero, Big Egos, Lucky Bastard, Fated, and Breathers, as well as the eBook short story collection Shooting Monkeys in a Barrel and the heartwarming holiday tale I Saw Zombies Eating Santa Claus. His new short story collection, Lost Creatures, blends fantasy, science fiction, dark comedy, and magical realism.

He's an ice cream connoisseur, Guinness aficionado, cat enthusiast, and a sucker for dark comedies. You can learn more about S.G. Browne and his writing at www.sgbrowne.com



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Just in time for the holidays:

Lost Creatures: Stories – my short story collection that contains 14 tales of downtrodden luck poachers, lovelorn chemical elements, obsolete villains, trademarked teenagers, outcast reindeer, domesticated centaurs, victimized zombies, and more – is ON SALE FOR JUST $0.99 on Kindle.

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“If you've never woken up from a car accident to discover that your wife is dead and you're an animated, rotting corpse, then you probably wouldn't understand. ”
S.G. Browne, Breathers: A Zombie's Lament

“If you've never been in a dumpster coated with industrial waste while someone stabs you with a piece of sharpened rebar, then you probably wouldn't understand.”
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“My mother tries to explain that I need support and that I'm just going through a period of adjustment. "Like puberty," she says.”
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