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Dennes Sims

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Born

The United States

Website

http://dennessims.com

Genre

Historical Fiction, Humor and Comedy, Science Fiction

Member Since

August 2025

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Dennes Sims writes stories where sarcasm skirts the razor's edge of decorum, where pirates have worse impulse control than you do, and history is a plaything to change as we see fit.

Before terrorizing the high seas of fiction with Neckbeard the Awesome Pirate, Dennes spent years writing supernatural and horror screenplays—because apparently “fun” used to mean demons, vampires, and all the haunted things that wanted you dead. Somewhere along the line, he decided the world needed less brooding and more swashbuckling smart-mouths... something he was more proficient at.

When he’s not plotting literary mutiny, he’s composing music, wrangling technology, and drinking coffee like it became a grudge match with Juan Valdez. He firmly believes every d ...more

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Average rating: 4.73 · 30 ratings · 7 reviews · 6 distinct works • Similar authors

	Neckbeard: The Awesome Pirate 4.74 avg rating — 27 ratings — 4 editions	Error rating book. Refresh and try again. Rate this book Clear rating 1 of 5 stars 2 of 5 stars 3 of 5 stars 4 of 5 stars 5 of 5 stars
	Frenchy: A Neckbeard Novel 4.67 avg rating — 3 ratings — 2 editions	Error rating book. Refresh and try again. Rate this book Clear rating 1 of 5 stars 2 of 5 stars 3 of 5 stars 4 of 5 stars 5 of 5 stars
	Johnny Heartless 0.00 avg rating — 0 ratings	Error rating book. Refresh and try again. Rate this book Clear rating 1 of 5 stars 2 of 5 stars 3 of 5 stars 4 of 5 stars 5 of 5 stars
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	Neckbeard The Awesome Pirate 0.00 avg rating — 0 ratings — 2 editions	Error rating book. Refresh and try again. Rate this book Clear rating 1 of 5 stars 2 of 5 stars 3 of 5 stars 4 of 5 stars 5 of 5 stars