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Disasterama!: Adventures in the Queer Underground 1977 to 1997
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2019
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Pills, Thrills, Chills, and Heartache: Adventures in the First Person
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2004
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Vulgarian Rhapsody
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The Unsinkable Bambi Lake
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1996
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Gutterboys
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2004
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I Married An Earthling: A Novel
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2000
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Why Aren't You Smiling?
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2011
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6 editions
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[Why Aren't You Smiling?] [By: Orloff, Alvin] [October, 2011]
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I was not prepared for the weirdness!
The English eccentric, Quentin Crisp, once said that, "Only a lie is boring," and I believe that truer words were ne'er spoke. I wanted my memoir, "Disasterama!" to be exciting, so I told the truth about my louche and feckless youth as a club kid, hustler, and somewhat delusional cultural activist. When, after 56 rejections, it was accepted by Three Rooms Press for publication in the fall of '19,
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| I almost never read literary biographies and despite loving Didion and Babitz, have never tackled any about either - so a lot of the stories here were new and reasonably interesting to me. Anolik throws in a lot of rather subjective (read, not always ...more | |
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Here Where We Live Is Our Country: The Story of the Jewish Bund
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| The Bund makes for a fascinating and dramatic subject and Crabapple is a nimble wordsmith, an indefatigable researcher, and a clear-eyed political analyst. That said, the book is a difficult read because much of the history it recounts consists of at ...more | |
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| On the plus side, the book delivers plenty razzle-dazzle behind-the-scenes showbiz anecdotes and a good dose of Liza's pleasingly perky personality. Drama comes from her seemingly endless struggles with addiction and questionable-to-horrible taste in ...more | |
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Kids, Wait Till You Hear This!: My Memoir - The instant #1 Sunday Times Bestselling Memoir from the Award-winning Star of Stage and Screen:
"Of course I listened to Liza narrating this book in her own, iconic showbiz voice. She's an eccentric construct, with super famous ingredients. She adores Papa, who did no wrong, whereas Mama was complicated. Both parents remain so throughout the boo"
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“Reagan's going to mess everything up, cutting taxes for the wealthy and getting rid of the safety net and all that. The rich and the poor won't be able to mix socially. The rich will be afraid of getting ripped off or asked for money and the poor won't be able to afford to hang out in the same places anyway. Society's going to be divided by class and instead of expressing themselves, people are going to spend all their time advertising their status. It'll be shallow, like the Eisenhower era. Parties will suck.”
― Gutterboys
― Gutterboys
“Unlike prostitution or promiscuity, stripping was entirely public. One foot on the state would forever mark me as a disreputable character, the sort respectable people called a sleaze. On the other hand ... I didn't know any respectable people and my workday would be a mere thirty minutes long. And, I had to face it, some quirk of my psychic constitution rendered the strictures of ordinary jobs insufferable to me. Restaurant work felt like a cross between the treadmill at the gym and one of those Japanese game shows on which contestants are abused and humiliated in front of a sadistic audience. Office work was even worse, calling to mind those B movies in which some poor soul--bound and gagged, but eyes wide with terror--is slowly walled up brick-by-brick in the dungeon of some damp, rat-infested Transylvanian castle.”
― Disasterama!: Adventures in the Queer Underground 1977 to 1997
― Disasterama!: Adventures in the Queer Underground 1977 to 1997
“I do not fight fascists because I will win. I fight fascists because they are fascists.”
― Wages of Rebellion: The Moral Imperative of Revolt
― Wages of Rebellion: The Moral Imperative of Revolt
“It will be seen that, as used, the word ‘Fascism’ is almost entirely meaningless. In conversation, of course, it is used even more wildly than in print. I have heard it applied to farmers, shopkeepers, Social Credit, corporal punishment, fox-hunting, bull-fighting, the 1922 Committee, the 1941 Committee, Kipling, Gandhi, Chiang Kai-Shek, homosexuality, Priestley's broadcasts, Youth Hostels, astrology, women, dogs and I do not know what else.”
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“As for the Republicans -- how can one regard seriously a frightened, greedy, nostalgic huddle of tradesmen and lucky idlers who shut their eyes to history and science, steel their emotions against decent human sympathy, cling to sordid and provincial ideals exalting sheer acquisitiveness and condoning artificial hardship for the non-materially-shrewd, dwell smugly and sentimentally in a distorted dream-cosmos of outmoded phrases and principles and attitudes based on the bygone agricultural-handicraft world, and revel in (consciously or unconsciously) mendacious assumptions (such as the notion that real liberty is synonymous with the single detail of unrestricted economic license or that a rational planning of resource-distribution would contravene some vague and mystical 'American heritage'...) utterly contrary to fact and without the slightest foundation in human experience? Intellectually, the Republican idea deserves the tolerance and respect one gives to the dead.”
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“As my mother once said: The boys throw stones at the frogs in jest.
But the frogs die in earnest.”
― The Female Man
But the frogs die in earnest.”
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“It is what you read when you don't have to that determines what you will be when you can't help it.”
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Hi Alvin, thanks for the add. I had no idea you wrote "Why Aren't You Smiling?," it's already on my TBR list!
Wow, great to meet you!
Alvin