Kelly Kazek
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“To southerners, food is comfort. And the more foods mixed into one dish, the more comforting it is. Why do you think we love casseroles so much? If squash casserole is like a hug from your grandma, a chicken-and-rice casserole is like being snuggled up in a blanket fort with Channing Tatum. You see the progression?”
― Not Quite Right: Mostly True Tales of a Weird News Reporter
― Not Quite Right: Mostly True Tales of a Weird News Reporter
“I love you more than I hate the college football team you root for.”
― 100 Southern Ways to Say I Love You
― 100 Southern Ways to Say I Love You
“Never, ever bring salad to a post-funeral gathering. I mean the kind with lettuce, of course. For two reasons, 1. It turns brown and reminds people of death when they're already at a funeral, and 2. It's good for you. I can't stress this enough: Healthy food is not comforting. Ever. In fact, in my experience, having healthy food options alongside the hash brown casserole can actually cause anxiety. Acceptable alternatives are a congealed salad with fruit suspended in it, a three-bean salad, or cornbread salad.”
― Not Quite Right: Mostly True Tales of a Weird News Reporter
― Not Quite Right: Mostly True Tales of a Weird News Reporter
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“If humans were meant to eat raw veggies, God wouldn't have invented Crisco.”
― Not Quite Right: Mostly True Tales of a Weird News Reporter
― Not Quite Right: Mostly True Tales of a Weird News Reporter
“, Grandmother had the eye; the gift of clairvoyance. I don’t mean she ran a psychic hotline or could tell neighbors where their lost dog went. I mean she had the power to see – she could look at a pan of leftovers and tell exactly, to the spoonful, what size container was needed to store it in the fridge.”
― It's a Southern Thing: Life's Different Here, Y'all
― It's a Southern Thing: Life's Different Here, Y'all
“B is for Bless Your Heart:
“We spread this phrase around like hugs/’Bless her heart’ and ‘his heart,’ too/It’s something Southerners always say/When nothing else will do.”
― Y is for Y'all: A Southern Book of ABC's
“We spread this phrase around like hugs/’Bless her heart’ and ‘his heart,’ too/It’s something Southerners always say/When nothing else will do.”
― Y is for Y'all: A Southern Book of ABC's
“My Aunt Beverly sashayed when she walked. ... Her walk made the local boys sweat, well until those 'boys' were octogenarians. Anything she carried in her back pocket would have been as happily dizzy as a kid on a carnival ride. She sashayed like a Southern belle born in a time of dungarees and pedal pushers rather than restrictive skirts and social mores; she sashayed like a beautiful woman who was feeling sassy. She WAS beautiful, and she was sassy more often than not.”
― It's a Southern Thing: Life's Different Here, Y'all
― It's a Southern Thing: Life's Different Here, Y'all
“It seems I get dumber the older my daughter gets and, this will astonish you, my IQ drops exponentially when I am in the presence of more than one teen. …Suddenly, every comment I make is so, like, totally juvenile. Really, I’m beginning to think I don’t deserve to drive her around and buy her stuff.”
― Fairly Odd Mother: Musings of a Slightly Off Southern Mom
― Fairly Odd Mother: Musings of a Slightly Off Southern Mom
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