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Jess Gulbranson

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in Kilmarnock, VA, The United States
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An industrial attritionist from Portland, Oregon, Jess Gulbranson is also an author, critic, musician, and poet.

His first novel "MEL" was serialized at the arts and culture ezine NWDrizzle for four years, where he also wrote a pseudonymous advice column.

Coming in April 2010 from Evil Nerd Empire is "Antipaladin Blues," first of the LEAGUE OF EXTRAORDINARY MOTHERFUCKERS trilogy, satirical dark fantasy bricolaging rpg tropes, philosophy, pop culture, and ultraviolence. Also coming soon from LegumeMan Press is "10 A BOOT STOMPING 20 A HUMAN FACE 30 GOTO 10", his 3-Day Novel of autism, rock n' roll necromancy, and Lovecraftean evil.

Jess writes Rinzai- and Frankfurt-school inspired reviews and criticism at Crappy Indie Music: The Blog, where he
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Groove is in the heart

I pretty much lost a whole day today. Such is the fate of the migraineur- but I'm a survivor, not a victim, or some other such horseshit. Regardless, it's good news all around.

That's right! My novel 10 A BOOT STOMPING 20 A HUMAN FACE 30 GOTO 10, from Aussie publisher LegumeMan Books, is out. The preorder special went great! There are about sixteen people who have enslaved themselves to this projec Read more of this blog post »
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Published on April 10, 2010 18:28
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10 a Boot Stomping 20 a Hum...

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Antipaladin Blues

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Ralph Waldo Emerson
“A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds, adored by little statesmen and philosophers and divines. With consistency a great soul has simply nothing to do. He may as well concern himself with his shadow on the wall. Speak what you think now in hard words, and to-morrow speak what to-morrow thinks in hard words again, though it contradict every thing you said to-day. — 'Ah, so you shall be sure to be misunderstood.' — Is it so bad, then, to be misunderstood? Pythagoras was misunderstood, and Socrates, and Jesus, and Luther, and Copernicus, and Galileo, and Newton, and every pure and wise spirit that ever took flesh. To be great is to be misunderstood.”
Ralph Waldo Emerson, Self-Reliance: An Excerpt from Collected Essays, First Series

Wumen Huikai
“Every day Zuigan used to call out to himself, "Master!" and then he answered himself, "Yes, Sir!" And he added, "Awake, Awake!" and then answered, "Yes, Sir! Yes, Sir!"
"From now onwards, do not be deceived by others!" "No, Sir! I will not, Sir!"


Mumon, The Gateless Gate: All 48 Koans, with Commentary by Ekai, called Mumon

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“If Mykle Hansen needed to eat puppies for breakfast to be himself, he would rap the table and scream "waiter, more puppy sauce!”
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Jess Gulbranson YOINKS!

Hey, I just wanted to thank you for being awesome. Do you want a copy of the soundtrack I composed for the book?


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