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To Kill An Armchair Husband, a dark comedy
Fact #3. Although I mock/rip armchair jocks (men who sit in comfy chairs and obsessively watch sports on their big screen TVs), I actually like sports.
I played sports as a child, in high school, and in college.
My kids play sports.
I watch sports on my big screen TV.
I watch sports while sitting in my husband's recliner (this usually occurs when my husband is sprawled on the couch).
I watch sports while sitting in my own lovely brown leather recliner.
BUT I DO NOT OBSESSIVELY watch sports on my big screen TV while sitting in either my husband's or my own recliner!
I can leave the chair, turn off the TV, and walk away.
I played sports as a child, in high school, and in college.
My kids play sports.
I watch sports on my big screen TV.
I watch sports while sitting in my husband's recliner (this usually occurs when my husband is sprawled on the couch).
I watch sports while sitting in my own lovely brown leather recliner.
BUT I DO NOT OBSESSIVELY watch sports on my big screen TV while sitting in either my husband's or my own recliner!
I can leave the chair, turn off the TV, and walk away.
10 Facts about To Kill An Armchair Husband, a dark comedy
Fact #1 This story was inspired by my husband's(yes, he's still alive and doing well) previous recliner. She was a beautiful shade of chocolate distressed leather. She was loved like a broken-in baseb
Fact #1 This story was inspired by my husband's(yes, he's still alive and doing well) previous recliner. She was a beautiful shade of chocolate distressed leather. She was loved like a broken-in baseball mitt or a favorite pair of jeans. We mourned her passing two years ago. Compound fracture. Irrepairable.
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