Vinnie Tesla
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Fantastic Erotica: The Best of Circlet Press 2008-2012
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The Erotofluidic Age
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Ota Discovers Fire
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Sweet Somethings: Samples from the Circlet Press Smorgasbord
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The Circlet Press Steampunk Erotica Bundle
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Up For Grabs
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Like a Long Road Home
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The Ontological Engine: Or, The Modern Leda
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The Eidolon Initiative
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The Eidolon Initiative: Tales of Gnosis College
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“Our culture teaches that sex is for the sexy, and the only way to be sexy is to be pretty.
No wait--that's still too weak. Sex should properly arise from sexiness. For unsexy people--fat people, old people, funny-looking people, disabled people--to even feel sexual desire is inappropriate, perverse, disgusting. For them to engage in sexual display is offensive. For them to have sex...well, there oughta be a law.”
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No wait--that's still too weak. Sex should properly arise from sexiness. For unsexy people--fat people, old people, funny-looking people, disabled people--to even feel sexual desire is inappropriate, perverse, disgusting. For them to engage in sexual display is offensive. For them to have sex...well, there oughta be a law.”
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“I work hard to stay cynical enough! I keep my expectations of our culture and our leaders low, low, low, and I do it so I don't have to be let down. And yet again I am lowballed by the brokenness of the American cultural machine.”
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“A lesser man might have begrudged
him that, but remembering the old adage, "The finder’s goods shall
he retain / Nor mind the loser’s dreadful pain," I rejoiced, rather, in his good
fortune.”
― The Erotofluidic Age
him that, but remembering the old adage, "The finder’s goods shall
he retain / Nor mind the loser’s dreadful pain," I rejoiced, rather, in his good
fortune.”
― The Erotofluidic Age
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“Celibacy is the Tesla family secret, passed down through the
generations.”
“Celibacy, passed down through the generations?”Victor asked dryly.
I flushed. “Its efficacy is not disproved by its imperfect application,”
I muttered.”
― The Erotofluidic Age
generations.”
“Celibacy, passed down through the generations?”Victor asked dryly.
I flushed. “Its efficacy is not disproved by its imperfect application,”
I muttered.”
― The Erotofluidic Age
“Tesla,” the vicar mused. “That’s a foreign name, is it not? Hungarian,
is it?”
“Serbian,” I corrected him. “I’m afraid the ——shire Teslas are a
scant three centuries in these parts, having constructed Tesla Hall in
the reign of Queen Elizabeth.We are a restless people, and no doubt
will be moving on again any century now.”
― The Erotofluidic Age
is it?”
“Serbian,” I corrected him. “I’m afraid the ——shire Teslas are a
scant three centuries in these parts, having constructed Tesla Hall in
the reign of Queen Elizabeth.We are a restless people, and no doubt
will be moving on again any century now.”
― The Erotofluidic Age
“I am certain
you are not one of those dreary fellows one reads of who demands that
their lady friends be in possession of a maidenhead. Mine was taken
by a marrow two years ago.”
“A marrow, Miss Pertwee? The vegetable that the Italians call il
zucchine?”
“The very same.A most particularly bold and impetuous hot-house
marrow. It was quite the ravishment, I can assure you.”
“I consider it no dishonor at all to be preceded by so noble a vegetable.”
― The Erotofluidic Age
you are not one of those dreary fellows one reads of who demands that
their lady friends be in possession of a maidenhead. Mine was taken
by a marrow two years ago.”
“A marrow, Miss Pertwee? The vegetable that the Italians call il
zucchine?”
“The very same.A most particularly bold and impetuous hot-house
marrow. It was quite the ravishment, I can assure you.”
“I consider it no dishonor at all to be preceded by so noble a vegetable.”
― The Erotofluidic Age
“A lesser man might have begrudged
him that, but remembering the old adage, "The finder’s goods shall
he retain / Nor mind the loser’s dreadful pain," I rejoiced, rather, in his good
fortune.”
― The Erotofluidic Age
him that, but remembering the old adage, "The finder’s goods shall
he retain / Nor mind the loser’s dreadful pain," I rejoiced, rather, in his good
fortune.”
― The Erotofluidic Age
“Perhaps if you were to refrain from deploying the phrase ‘ignorant
buffoon’ with a liberality most writers reserve for ‘it’ and ‘the,’
you would find a readier audience.”
― The Erotofluidic Age
buffoon’ with a liberality most writers reserve for ‘it’ and ‘the,’
you would find a readier audience.”
― The Erotofluidic Age

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There is a paperback edition. We are giving away three copies for free. I designed the cover myself, and the whole package is, in all modesty, gorgeous. This is a revised and corrected edition with some formatting errors removed and a couple embarrassing vocab anachronisms fixed. You totally want this thing!
And if you've already read the ebook, this would be a great time to post a review if the spirit moves you. Also thank you for spending time reading my strange little book.
The giveaway is at https://www.goodreads.com/giveaway/sh...
If you're impatient, pessimistic, or generous, you can buy the book at the usual online suspects or here: https://www.createspace.com/5575742
Soon, you will be able order it at your local bookstore as well. I'll let you know when that happens.