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He would have taken up the whole of the front bench in a Ford F150, but Lu would squeeze his entire girth into his beloved 83 Nissan Sentra. #

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@Schrinner Would rather see the money go towards improving the playgrounds and parks in Carina. in reply to Schrinner #
@Schrinner The playground behind Carina library looks like it's from the set of a zombie-apocalypse film, minus the zombies thankfully. in reply to Schrinner #

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Trey, a teacher and philosopher, (but without enough sense to look both ways or unplug the iron) was killed Tuesday by falling space debris. #

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For more than 3 days straight, Crystal pondered her existence as the trailer park bike before deciding there was nothing that could be done. #
Esme pined for Tomas hard and fast when he was away, missing every molecule of his being, but loathed every single millisecond he was home. #
Lydia so annoyed her co-workers that they secretly poisoned her morning tea with water from the turtle tank hoping she would get salmonella. #

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She knew from the start that they were never meant to be; he liked his apples floury and sweet, but she preferred them to be crisp and sour. #

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Francis had concluded through SPSS that statistically she was the most average person in the country; this information did not surprise her. #

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Bobby so wished that he were a psychopath, but every single time that he killed somebody, he would go home to his flat and cry his eyes out. #

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Her scabbed legs stuck out of a burlap dress sickeningly slender, and her flesh sun burnt and loose on her bones hung off of her in tatters. #

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Felix wagged his tail and barked excitedly at his mistress to say that he had killed exactly three rabbits this morning and maimed a fourth. #
Penguin Launches Book Country, An Online Community for Genre Fiction http://t.co/QevgRtN via @publisherswkly #

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There were four things 14-year-old Adam wanted to do before he died: write a book, screw Christie Thomas, see Saw 7, and kill Eddie Clinton. #

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