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Matthew Howard

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Matthew Howard is the pen name of a significant number of atoms which organized themselves to produce a biochemical activity so complex and so advanced that the resultant organism is expected to continue its self-awareness for at least as long as it takes to finish two more cups of coffee.

Matthew consists primarily of electrons and the nuclei they orbit, but he remains under constant bombardment by photons of varying frequencies. Millions of microorganisms colonize him every second of the day, even when he is sleeping.

His hobbies include traveling through time at the rate of one second per second, looking at cats on the Internet, and metabolizing liquid carbohydrates. He has never merged with a symbiote, nor been infested by a xenomorph, no
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Meteor Mags: Omnibus Edition

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Never See the Night

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Fiction and Everything Else by Matthew  Howard
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“In throwing off the Yoak of Tyranny of which the Action spoke an Abhorrence, she hoped none would follow the Example of Tyrants and turn her Back upon Justice; for when Equity was trodden under Foot, Misery, Confusion, and mutual Distrust naturally followed.

…She was satisfy’d People who were born and bred in Slavery by which their spirits were broke, and were incapable of so generous a Way of thinking, who, ignorant of their Birth-Right and the Sweets of Liberty, dance to the Musick of their Chains, which was, indeed, the greater Part of the Inhabitants of the Globe, would brand this generous Crew with the invidious Name of Pyrates, and think it meritorious to be instrumental in their Destruction.

—Captain Johnson; “Of Captain Mission”.
The History of the Pyrates, Volume II, 1728.”
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