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Brian Allen Carr

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in Austin, TX, The United States

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http://vampireconditions.com/

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Literature & Fiction, Humor and Comedy, Horror

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Brian Allen Carr is an Aspen Words Finalist and two time Wonderland Book Award winner.

His books include OPIOID, INDIANA, MOTHERFUCKING SHARKS and several others.

He is from Texas and lives in Indiana.

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Average rating: 3.48 · 4,335 ratings · 891 reviews · 13 distinct works • Similar authors

	Opioid, Indiana 3.34 avg rating — 2,459 ratings — published 2019 — 9 editions	Error rating book. Refresh and try again. Rate this book Clear rating 1 of 5 stars 2 of 5 stars 3 of 5 stars 4 of 5 stars 5 of 5 stars
	Motherfucking Sharks 3.53 avg rating — 506 ratings — published 2013 — 6 editions	Error rating book. Refresh and try again. Rate this book Clear rating 1 of 5 stars 2 of 5 stars 3 of 5 stars 4 of 5 stars 5 of 5 stars
	Sip 3.31 avg rating — 508 ratings — published 2017 — 8 editions	Error rating book. Refresh and try again. Rate this book Clear rating 1 of 5 stars 2 of 5 stars 3 of 5 stars 4 of 5 stars 5 of 5 stars
	The Last Horror Novel in the History of the World 3.63 avg rating — 423 ratings — published 2014 — 2 editions	Error rating book. Refresh and try again. Rate this book Clear rating 1 of 5 stars 2 of 5 stars 3 of 5 stars 4 of 5 stars 5 of 5 stars
	Vampire Conditions 4.26 avg rating — 136 ratings — published 2012 — 2 editions	Error rating book. Refresh and try again. Rate this book Clear rating 1 of 5 stars 2 of 5 stars 3 of 5 stars 4 of 5 stars 5 of 5 stars
	Bad Foundations 4.32 avg rating — 96 ratings	Error rating book. Refresh and try again. Rate this book Clear rating 1 of 5 stars 2 of 5 stars 3 of 5 stars 4 of 5 stars 5 of 5 stars
	The Shape of Every Monster Yet to Come 4.17 avg rating — 76 ratings — published 2014 — 3 editions	Error rating book. Refresh and try again. Rate this book Clear rating 1 of 5 stars 2 of 5 stars 3 of 5 stars 4 of 5 stars 5 of 5 stars
	Edie & the Low-Hung Hands 4.41 avg rating — 49 ratings — published 2013 — 2 editions	Error rating book. Refresh and try again. Rate this book Clear rating 1 of 5 stars 2 of 5 stars 3 of 5 stars 4 of 5 stars 5 of 5 stars
	Short Bus 4.46 avg rating — 41 ratings — published 2011 — 2 editions	Error rating book. Refresh and try again. Rate this book Clear rating 1 of 5 stars 2 of 5 stars 3 of 5 stars 4 of 5 stars 5 of 5 stars
	The Bizarro Starter Kit by Brian Allen Carr (Goodreads Author), J. David Osborne (Goodreads Author), Shane McKenzie (Goodreads Author) really liked it 4.00 avg rating — 17 ratings — published 2015	Error rating book. Refresh and try again. Rate this book Clear rating 1 of 5 stars 2 of 5 stars 3 of 5 stars 4 of 5 stars 5 of 5 stars

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Adding Bad (foundations)

All you folx and such:

this is a spell. i hope it compels you to add Bad Foundations

to your shelves.

Abracadabra!!!

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Brian Carr liked Gacelorra's review of Motherfucking Sharks: "Can't rate it higher because of its negative shark rethoric. Very funny and entertaining though. The bit where the writer addresses the reader directly to kill a child is very intense and a fun spin on metalepsis."
Apr 19, 2026 07:56AM · see review
Brian Carr and 1 other person liked Rena Sherwood's review of Motherfucking Sharks: "I had to read this just to see if it could possibly live up to the title. And it does. This is fucking BRILLIANT. The authors should really read Brian Allen Carr and You, since you wind up being a force behind the horror. Also a heads up to horse lover" Read more of this review »
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Brian Carr and 1 other person liked Polly's review of Motherfucking Sharks: "Sublime"
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Brian Carr rated a book it was amazing Foreclosure Gothic by Harris Lahti	Error rating book. Refresh and try again. Rate this book Clear rating 1 of 5 stars 2 of 5 stars 3 of 5 stars 4 of 5 stars 5 of 5 stars
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a romp for the end times
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“I guess the best part of music is that there's not much unknown. Especially in country, because it's always someone leaving or dying or drinking or fighting or loving the United States or talking about God, and the music's simple mostly.”
― Brian Allen Carr, Vampire Conditions

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“Ifs are just wishes we should keep to ourselves”
― Brian Allen Carr, Motherfucking Sharks

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“It’s weird how some things you remember and some things you forget. And it’s weird how you don’t get to decide. You can’t trim away things from your brain that you wish weren’t there, and you can’t dig out the memories that seem lost forever. Your brain shows you what it wants you to see. Your mind is totally at its mercy.”
― Brian Allen Carr, Opioid, Indiana

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