Arthur Graham
Goodreads Author
Born
in Broadview, Illinois, The United States
Website
Genre
Member Since
March 2012
To ask
Arthur Graham
questions,
please sign up.
Popular Answered Questions
|
HSTQ: Winter 2017
by
—
published
2010
—
7 editions
|
|
|
Tall Tales With Short Cocks
by
—
published
2012
—
4 editions
|
|
|
Editorial
—
published
2010
—
5 editions
|
|
|
Piss On It: New And Selected Poems
|
|
|
HSTQ: Spring 2017
—
published
2007
—
3 editions
|
|
|
Horror Sleaze Trash: Poems
by
—
published
2019
|
|
|
HSTQ: Summer 2017
by |
|
|
Cracker-Ass Honky Blues
|
|
|
Tanuki Tango Overdrive
|
|
|
Tall Tales with Short Cocks Vol. 4
—
published
2013
—
4 editions
|
|
Arthur’s Recent Updates
|
Arthur Graham
and
86 other people
liked
Nataliya's review
of
Enough Is Enuf: Our Failed Attempts to Make English Eezier to Spell:
"English spelling is quite a mess, I think we can all agree. It can be arbitrary and illogical, based on antiquated conventions and etymological misunderstandings, disastrous and annoying, and seems frozen in time without taking into account changes i"
Read more of this review »
|
|
|
Arthur Graham
added a status update: Donna Dallas at Horror Sleaze Trash
|
|
|
Arthur Graham
and 1 other person
liked
Scott C. Holstad's
blog post:
KIRKUS REVIEWS reviews Scott C. Holstad’s SURVIVING IMMORTALITY AGAIN
"
A raw poetry collection with an unrelentingly bleak point of view.
Holstad combines character studies with dark inner monologues… the poet effectively blends brutality with compassion..”. Holstad excels at visceral descriptions, like..."
Read more of this blog post »
|
|
|
"Rough and rumbustious tale of millennial yoof in the early 2000s, where two off-the-rails university graduates pursue a life of loafing and ultraviolence. Transported me right back to my Edinburgh days, where I murdered nine people for a laugh betwee"
Read more of this review »
|
|
|
"
(cont.) This was before there were sexaholic talk therapy meetings.
"
|
|
|
Arthur Graham
wants to read
|
|
|
Arthur Graham
rated a book it was amazing
|
|
|
READ FOR FREE ON KINDLE UNLIMITED The year this book came out, I voted it for GR's Best Horror category, but since GR only nominates books that are gonna sell a ton anyway, chances are you've never even heard of it! This year, with Halloween nigh upon ...more |
|
|
Arthur Graham
wants to read
|
|
|
Arthur Graham
rated a book it was amazing
|
|
| [image] | |
“Florida was like a pathetic, flaccid cock unable to
work it up. Meanwhile, Cuba sat waiting like a big, wet
pussy, not even a hundred miles out.”
―
work it up. Meanwhile, Cuba sat waiting like a big, wet
pussy, not even a hundred miles out.”
―
“And the years flow past, each of them as unremarkable as the next, as unnoticed as nanoseconds, in fact, not even long enough to contain anything noticeable – centuries just barely registered as moments in space/time. Soon the millennia are passing by at a modest rate of 47 per minute, and of course all manner of things noticeable and not-so-noticeable occur along the way (though most falling into the latter category). Naturally there come periods where lying is greatly rewarded, followed by periods where lying is greatly punished (our poor unlucky editor!), along with every other conceivable and inconceivable reversal and re-reversal of standards, and…
Wait, did anyone else just hear God yawn?”
―
Wait, did anyone else just hear God yawn?”
―
“I wasn't sure which I appreciated less—the insincere concern or the genuine indifference.”
― Editorial
― Editorial
Topics Mentioning This Author
| topics | posts | views | last activity | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Goodreads Librari...: Author Issue | 9 | 114 | Apr 18, 2014 10:49AM | |
| Bizarro Fiction: The Hottest Gay Man Ever Killed in a Shark Attack - Kindle Version free today! | 1 | 20 | Jul 28, 2017 07:30AM | |
| BiZarRo: The Ballad of TERROR TINY TIM & Other Tales of Unkindness | 3 | 14 | Jun 28, 2022 06:41AM | |
| Gigi's Company: Title Game | 6447 | 1420 | Jul 08, 2023 03:26PM |
“Once you realize what a joke everything is, being the Comedian is the only thing that makes sense.”
― Watchmen
― Watchmen
“Even those who consider all this total bullshit have to concede that it's upscale, artisanal bullshit of the highest order.”
―
―
“There are two kinds of people in this world: Those who believe there are two kinds of people in this world and those who are smart enough to know better.”
― Still Life with Woodpecker
― Still Life with Woodpecker
“It is forbidden to kill; therefore all murderers are punished unless they kill in large numbers and to the sound of trumpets.”
―
―
Goodreads Librarians Group
— 300840 members
— last activity 0 minutes ago
Goodreads Librarians are volunteers who help ensure the accuracy of information about books and authors in the Goodreads' catalog. The Goodreads Libra ...more
Comments (showing 1-50)
post a comment »
date
newest »
newest »
Arthur wrote: "How are you enjoying the Fall issue?"Best issue ever 💕 I have theories...
I'm always so bummed because I fly through the issues so fast, then it's all over :( So this time I'm trying to limit the amount of pages I read nightly, so I dont finish it so fast. I am jumping around, too - and it helps. (That started because I had to find Andy's contribution after seeing his comment).
I think I'm enjoying this issue more because I've following the blogs much more than ever before, and I've started to appreciate HST in a different way. That might not make sense, but I havent thought of a better way to phrase it in 237 cursor blinks so it's time to move on, haha!!
Shadow Girl wrote: "I finally got a new Kindle, and my last HST sticker was it's first accessory!":D
I finally got a new Kindle, and my last HST sticker was it's first accessory!(I'm afraid I've jinxed any future Kindles - they might not work without some HST...)
HST Winter 2017Yep. Got your comments. I think I have made the corrections. working on subs for future issues. Really enjoyed the content.
Brian
Thanks for the freebie. This is spring break, so both husband and kid are home annoying the hell out of me, but I should be able to start later in the week.
message 39:
by
Karlyflower *The Vampire Ninja, Luminescent Monster & Wendigo Nerd Goddess of Canada (according to The Hulk)*
Where's the fun in laying low? LOL, I can understand needing to store some energy for that! Wish I could come by and say "hi" but that's a bit of a trek for me!Hope all is wonderful and that you get into a lil bit of trouble now and then to keep things interesting ;)
message 38:
by
Karlyflower *The Vampire Ninja, Luminescent Monster & Wendigo Nerd Goddess of Canada (according to The Hulk)*
message 37:
by
Karlyflower *The Vampire Ninja, Luminescent Monster & Wendigo Nerd Goddess of Canada (according to The Hulk)*
ha!! i see what you did there!!!and it was only 73 degrees out at the time of its capture. since then, it has been in the 90s. there is no photographic evidence of it, though, because i was indistinguishable from a shimmery oil slick.
'cuz i still got style
message 32:
by
Karlyflower *The Vampire Ninja, Luminescent Monster & Wendigo Nerd Goddess of Canada (according to The Hulk)*
message 31:
by
Karlyflower *The Vampire Ninja, Luminescent Monster & Wendigo Nerd Goddess of Canada (according to The Hulk)*
Elves are wonderful :) and you make a lovely elf. And of course I do.... you can't post mostly naked pictures of yourself and expect a jacket to alter that visual! Although, you look nice in the coat, as well :)..... I'm very flattering today ( I don't know what's wrong with me - I think I need coffee)
message 30:
by
Karlyflower *The Vampire Ninja, Luminescent Monster & Wendigo Nerd Goddess of Canada (according to The Hulk)*
It was difficult but I just pictured the guy in the picture almost naked and from there it was smooth sailings.
message 29:
by
Karlyflower *The Vampire Ninja, Luminescent Monster & Wendigo Nerd Goddess of Canada (according to The Hulk)*
Your profile kind of looks like an emo elf, Arthur, quite lovely but uncharacteristic looking - from what I've surmised of you. I love the black and white though :)
message 28:
by
Karlyflower *The Vampire Ninja, Luminescent Monster & Wendigo Nerd Goddess of Canada (according to The Hulk)*
LOL, I'm a stalker so I noticed this but normally responding on my wall is the way to reply (FYI) but no, I really don't think it's much of a coincidence LOL.
Karly wrote: "Happy V.D., Arthur!Hope it's drunken badassery!
"
Thanks, Karly - back atcha. Btw, is it any coincidence that VD also stands for venereal disease?
message 26:
by
Karlyflower *The Vampire Ninja, Luminescent Monster & Wendigo Nerd Goddess of Canada (according to The Hulk)*
ErikaInstead wrote: "I clicked on your rec for Death by Zamboni. I happened to be eating a donut at the time. I think fate is speaking to me."If you were eating a donut while simultaneously worshipping Satan, I'd say it's kismet for sure.
Are y'all going? http://bizarrocon.com/"BizarroCon, it’s like an enema for the soul…” - Andersen Prunty
“I got drunk with Kevin L Donihe and he stole my wallet!” - Jeff Burk
“Come! Let me steal your wallet!” - Kevin L. Donihe
Sounds kinda awesome.
Arthur wrote: "Etienne wrote: "Guess what I just found out. Pizza eggrolls suck when you're sober."Hello? What doesn't?"
I can think of a thing or two.
Etienne wrote: "Guess what I just found out. Pizza eggrolls suck when you're sober."Hello? What doesn't?
Arthur wrote: "..."I KNOW! It was like that time when I was 10, and my mom wouldn't sign the permission slip for me to see the "menstration" movie, and I had to sit in the nurse's office for 2 hours by myself! I still have NO IDEA where babies come from!
So, will you send me a Paypal invoice...or is it amazon?
Frances wrote: "I want "autographed" (or otherwise very personally personalized) copies of: TTwSC 1,2,3
Editorial
Shall I order paperbacks from Amazon and re-mail to you for "personalization"?"
You shoulda driven up to Dallas and bought 'em there!
I want "autographed" (or otherwise very personally personalized) copies of: TTwSC 1,2,3
Editorial
Shall I order paperbacks from Amazon and re-mail to you for "personalization"?
Challenge -- er, friend request accepted! Your taste in both GR friends and books makes me feel like you're right in that chances are good I won't hate you. :)How's "Inherent Vice" treating ya?
Jason wrote: "You can't just go and change your profile pic like that! You might as well be a different person now. How's a person supposed to keep up with you morphin' about? Jeez louise...(grumble, grumble)"Jason, you've only had the one profile pic since I've known you, so at least you're not a hypocrite.
You can't just go and change your profile pic like that! You might as well be a different person now. How's a person supposed to keep up with you morphin' about? Jeez louise...(grumble, grumble)
Okay, first things first. GR etiquette 101 - you don't respond to someone's message on your own profile -- you write your response on their profile. Otherwise, how is one to know you've responded? Secondly, if you want to gun for my position, now is the time mister! Cos next year, imma leave you in the dust :p
Frances wrote: "Arthur wrote: "Jenn(ifer) wrote: "you made the 'best reviewer' list!! hooray :)"Is it coincidental he's #69 on the "Most Popular Reviewer's" list?? 8P"
I wish it weren't, but I WAS #70 just a few hours ago...
Arthur wrote: "Jenn(ifer) wrote: "you made the 'best reviewer' list!! hooray :)"Is it coincidental he's #69 on the "Most Popular Reviewer's" list?? 8P
Jenn(ifer) wrote: "you made the 'best reviewer' list!! hooray :)"What the hell?! I had NO idea I was playing with the popular kids. (I'm kinda embarrassed now.)
Arthur wrote: "Jenn(ifer) wrote: "you made the 'best reviewer' list!! hooray :)"Holy Hell! I'm gunning for your position next ;-)"
NICE!
Jenn(ifer) wrote: "you made the 'best reviewer' list!! hooray :)"Holy Hell! I'm gunning for your position next ;-)
Melki wrote: "Like the new profile photo. "The pensive author contemplates the proper adjective for the situation.""
Thanks, Melki - Guess I just got tired of "the weirdo beardo contemplates something pointlessly ironic" pic...










































horror, adj. inspiring or creating loathing, aversion, etc.




















