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Ford Forkum

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http://www.fordforkum.com

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Genre

Humor and Comedy, Science Fiction, Fantasy

Influences

Douglas Adams, Terry Pratchett, Dr. Seuss

Member Since

May 2012

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Hi there! I write humorous and satirical stories that include Aliens, Zombies, Vampires, Fairies, Dwarfs, Talking Mirrors, God, Satan, Princesses, and Immortal Giraffes!

My latest book "Zombie Invasion and the Alien Apocalypse" is now available at Amazon.

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B09YBJFRM8

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Ford Forkum’s books

Average rating: 3.7 · 124 ratings · 44 reviews · 7 distinct works

	Alien Invasion of the Zombie Apocalypse 3.64 avg rating — 103 ratings — published 2012	Error rating book. Refresh and try again. Rate this book Clear rating 1 of 5 stars 2 of 5 stars 3 of 5 stars 4 of 5 stars 5 of 5 stars
	Beers In Heaven (A Modern Afterlife Novel) 3.79 avg rating — 14 ratings — published 2013	Error rating book. Refresh and try again. Rate this book Clear rating 1 of 5 stars 2 of 5 stars 3 of 5 stars 4 of 5 stars 5 of 5 stars
	Cinderelleper: A Fairytale Satire 4.67 avg rating — 3 ratings	Error rating book. Refresh and try again. Rate this book Clear rating 1 of 5 stars 2 of 5 stars 3 of 5 stars 4 of 5 stars 5 of 5 stars
	Snow White and the Seventeen Dwarfs: A Fairy Tale Satire 4.50 avg rating — 2 ratings — 2 editions	Error rating book. Refresh and try again. Rate this book Clear rating 1 of 5 stars 2 of 5 stars 3 of 5 stars 4 of 5 stars 5 of 5 stars
	Zombie Invasion and the Alien Apocalypse really liked it 4.00 avg rating — 2 ratings	Error rating book. Refresh and try again. Rate this book Clear rating 1 of 5 stars 2 of 5 stars 3 of 5 stars 4 of 5 stars 5 of 5 stars
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“make peace with death, and accept it as a moving on to a higher level of existence, or, alternately, as a relief from having to put up with any more bullcrap.”
― Ford Forkum, Beers In Heaven

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“When God created life, he had no idea what he was doing. He never meant to cause so much suffering and grief;”
― Ford Forkum, Beers In Heaven

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“The odd thing about surprises is how likely they are to occur.”
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“Under the spreading chestnut tree I sold you and you sold me:
There lie they, and here lie we
Under the spreading chestnut tree.”
― George Orwell, 1984

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