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For what it's worth, I have a new short story out on Kindle called Monkey Bars. If anyone is interested, it is only 99 cents and available for purchase at amazon.com

For Amazon Prime members, it's free (one of those perks you guys get). If you're kind enough to buy and read my story, and also feel inclined to do so, please leave a short review and let others know what you think.

Thanks,

Jay

This weekend (5/3-5/5), my new short story, Book of Suburbia, will be free on Amazon Kindle. Fair warning: If you have a problem with people making what may be perceived as negative comments about religion (particularly the Christian faith), please don't read this story. Otherwise, if you like good satire, please, by all means, download and read Book of Suburbia.

Here's the lowdown:


In the distant future, the Holy Bible is amended with stories set in Twenty-First Century America. Book of Suburbia is one of them.

Two young prophets, Austin and Chad, are traveling door-to-door, evangelizing on a quiet Saturday afternoon, when they come upon the house of a deranged insomniac. Things get uncomfortable real quick.




http://www.amazon.com/Book-of-Suburbi...

My short story Book of Suburbia is free to download through Sunday. If Bible beaters/Jehovah's Witnesses/narrow-minded people get on your everlasting nerves, then this is probably the story for you.

Here's the gist:

In the distant future, the Holy Bible is amended with stories set in twenty-first century America. Book of Suburbia is one of them.

Two young prophets, Austin and Chad, are traveling door-to-door, evangelizing on a quiet Saturday afternoon. When they come upon the house of a deranged insomniac, things get uncomfortable real quick.



Download and share with your friends:

http://www.amazon.com/Book-Suburbia-J...

Free for the next five days:

http://www.amazon.com/Emily-Smiles-Ap...

Emily receives a bouquet of violets for her sixteenth birthday. She thinks they remain in a vase on her nightstand, but they keep popping up in the most unusual places.

In a perfect world, this mysterious phenomenon would elicit a bewildered smile from Emily,
but Emily doesn't doesn't smile much anymore. Then again, Emily's world is far from perfect.

Amazon Prime members: Remember, sharing is caring!

Top Ten Reason to Read Canis Major This Summer

10. No vampires or zombies
9. Teenagers saying "fuck" and "shit" every other sentence
8. Rabid dog(s)
7. A small redneck town in Alabama losing its goddamn mind over nothing
6. The enduring love between master and dog
5. A dirty cop who's in way too deep digging himself in even deeper
4. At $2.99 for Kindle Ebook and 192,000 words, that works out to be $0.0000015573 a word!
3. A deranged owner and his sick dog may be committing a most unwholesome kind of sodomy
2. Heatwave in Alabama during the Dog Days of Summer will make your summer seem more bearable in comparison
1. An ending that will freeze your heart, then thaw and shatter it



Get it here in Ebook and paperback formats:

http://www.amazon.com/Canis-Major-Jay...

My debut novel Canis Major will be free the first five days of August. You can catch it here:

http://www.amazon.com/Canis-Major-Jay...

Fair warning: This is a loooong novel. The payoff is worth it, though. You will never read anything quite like it.


That's all.

Jay

Free kindle short story, today and tomorrow:

In the distant future, the Holy Bible is amended with stories set in twenty-first century America. Book of Suburbia is one of them.

Two young prophets, Austin and Chad, are traveling door-to-door, evangelizing on a quiet Saturday afternoon. When they come upon the house of a deranged insomniac, things get uncomfortable real quick.

http://www.amazon.com/Book-Suburbia-J...

Read a free ebook! My short story, Emily Smiles for April, is free today. Get your copy here: http://www.amazon.com/Emily-Smiles-Ap...


Remember: sharing is caring.