Let's face it, you're going to need something . . .
Of course, the shower is the safe bet.
And the backyard garden hose is an exhilarating alternative.
Then there's that Third Eye Blind 1997 World Tour shirt collecting dust in the back of your closet . . . okay, I'll admit it, a more fitting end for that shirt cannot be imagined by this author.
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