Stacey Hatton
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I Just Want to Pee Alone: A Collection of Humorous Essays by Kick Ass Mom Bloggers
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“And I too have been bamboozled by a tyrannical toddler with the ego of Charlie Sheen and the temper of The Hulk. I am constantly so derailed I think my "give a shit" is now permanently broken.”
― I Just Want to Pee Alone: A Collection of Humorous Essays by Kick Ass Mom Bloggers
― I Just Want to Pee Alone: A Collection of Humorous Essays by Kick Ass Mom Bloggers
“In my 20s, I was busy cultivating a rich sex life, one that I thought would be mine for ever, maturing like a fine wine, instead of rotting like an egg salad sandwich left in the sun.”
― I Just Want to Pee Alone: A Collection of Humorous Essays by Kick Ass Mom Bloggers
― I Just Want to Pee Alone: A Collection of Humorous Essays by Kick Ass Mom Bloggers
“But there is a key to handling everything from accidentally eating a blob of poop off your hand that in the sleepless, zombie-like state of new mommyhood, you thought was chocolate, all the way to experiencing the wrath of the check out lady at Target who looks like she seriously wants to kick your ass because your child just told her that he has a sister (which he doesn't) that you keep locked in the attic (which you don't). That key is humor.”
― I Just Want to Pee Alone: A Collection of Humorous Essays by Kick Ass Mom Bloggers
― I Just Want to Pee Alone: A Collection of Humorous Essays by Kick Ass Mom Bloggers
“My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint.”
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“You've gotta dance like there's nobody watching,
Love like you'll never be hurt,
Sing like there's nobody listening,
And live like it's heaven on earth.”
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Love like you'll never be hurt,
Sing like there's nobody listening,
And live like it's heaven on earth.”
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(The Kansas City Star – by Stacey Hatton – January 14, 2019)

