The second book in my autobiographical series is releasing soon in digital and paperback format. This is an unabridged account of my experience teaching English in Beijing for six months […]
The most personal work I have created, a time capsule of 1992 and 1993, is for sale in both electronic and print versions. Click the link here or the image […]
The Earth was formed billions of years ago when a piece of Texas broke off. Texas is so hot because the Sun is jealous and wished he lived in Fredericksburg. […]
My entire life I’ve been searching for the answer to the universal question, “How did I get here, and what floor is the restaurant on?” If you know the answer, […]
I’m not allowed to have any friends due to the court order, but I imagine that being friends with a writer must be frustrating, like someone in your house constantly […]
I have to de-clutter my life. If these characters give you joy, please take them and write a ten-book young adult series with them. Bobby Moist — Terror of Dripping […]
Top ten lists are either the work of Satan or the zenith of human endeavor. For those too young to remember Letterman or those poor souls hodlering Bitcoin inside a […]
Ladyfingers, the popular and tasty biscuit, have been banned from sale and pulled from shelves in the United Kingdom, Belgium, and Vanuatu this week after the World Court ruled the […]
The Girl Who Stole A Planet and A Girl Called Badger are free for download through this Saturday, October 6 to celebrate the release date of The Complete Amy Armstrong. An […]