Stephen Colegrove's Blog

October 1, 2024

China Means Hello — Available October 6, 2024

The second book in my autobiographical series is releasing soon in digital and paperback format. This is an unabridged account of my experience teaching English in Beijing for six months […]
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Published on October 01, 2024 10:05

August 10, 2023

Ohio Means Goodbye Now Available

The most personal work I have created, a time capsule of 1992 and 1993, is for sale in both electronic and print versions. Click the link here or the image […]
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Published on August 10, 2023 18:06

July 30, 2023

Pilk, the Choice of a Degeneration

Writers make me so furious that I would cross the road to throw a glass of Pilk in their face. Who says they can tell me where good grammar comes […]
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Published on July 30, 2023 21:10

July 7, 2023

Why is Texas?

The Earth was formed billions of years ago when a piece of Texas broke off. Texas is so hot because the Sun is jealous and wished he lived in Fredericksburg. […]
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Published on July 07, 2023 21:54

May 19, 2023

Sexy Amish Girls III: The Revenging

My entire life I’ve been searching for the answer to the universal question, “How did I get here, and what floor is the restaurant on?” If you know the answer, […]
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Published on May 19, 2023 12:55

December 28, 2022

When Writers Attack

I’m not allowed to have any friends due to the court order, but I imagine that being friends with a writer must be frustrating, like someone in your house constantly […]
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Published on December 28, 2022 19:43

April 27, 2022

Strange Characters You Can Have For Free

I have to de-clutter my life. If these characters give you joy, please take them and write a ten-book young adult series with them. Bobby Moist — Terror of Dripping […]
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Published on April 27, 2022 20:31

August 7, 2021

Top Ten Top Ten Lists

Top ten lists are either the work of Satan or the zenith of human endeavor. For those too young to remember Letterman or those poor souls hodlering Bitcoin inside a […]
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Published on August 07, 2021 11:01

July 18, 2019

Ladyfingers Banned in the U.K.

Ladyfingers, the popular and tasty biscuit, have been banned from sale and pulled from shelves in the United Kingdom, Belgium, and Vanuatu this week after the World Court ruled the […]
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Published on July 18, 2019 10:52

October 2, 2018

Two Free Books Today Plus Complete Edition on Saturday!

The Girl Who Stole A Planet and A Girl Called Badger are free for download through this Saturday, October 6 to celebrate the release date of The Complete Amy Armstrong. An […]
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Published on October 02, 2018 19:24