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Patrick Riot
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Devoured by Diversity: A Satire
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I wrote this book as a joke. Then reality kept catching up. Three stars for the writing. Five stars for the fact that I keep having to emphasize that this is satire because real headlines keep stealing my material. Minus one star because my mother sti ...more |
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I wrote this book as a joke. Then reality kept catching up. Three stars for the writing. Five stars for the fact that I keep having to emphasize that this is satire because real headlines keep stealing my material. Minus one star because my mother sti ...more |
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“You have built a machine that devours itself and calls it progress.”
― Devoured by Diversity: A Satire
― Devoured by Diversity: A Satire
“His name tag said "Gzxkthymnol" but it was pronounced Gary.”
― Devoured by Diversity: A Satire
― Devoured by Diversity: A Satire
“The thing about Mia's logic was that it was hard to argue with without sounding like the bad guy. Every objection had a counter. Every concern was a bias to examine. And maybe she was right. Maybe my fear was just conditioning. Maybe I was the problem. Or maybe a mail carrier got eaten on camera and everyone just decided not to talk about it.”
― Devoured by Diversity: A Satire
― Devoured by Diversity: A Satire
“You have built a machine that devours itself and calls it progress.”
― Devoured by Diversity: A Satire
― Devoured by Diversity: A Satire
“I don't know how to be what you need right now without being someone I don't want to be.”
― Devoured by Diversity: A Satire
― Devoured by Diversity: A Satire
“Do you know what we call your world, in our language? The closest translation would be 'The Buffet.' A place where the food arranges itself on platters and argues about who deserves to be eaten first.”
― Devoured by Diversity: A Satire
― Devoured by Diversity: A Satire
“If you're feeling unsafe right now, I'd encourage you to sit with that discomfort and examine where it's really coming from—" She was still talking when it took her.”
― Devoured by Diversity: A Satire
― Devoured by Diversity: A Satire
“His name tag said "Gzxkthymnol" but it was pronounced Gary.”
― Devoured by Diversity: A Satire
― Devoured by Diversity: A Satire
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