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In the naïveté of my youth, I believed that love reigned as the most powerful of human traits. “All you need is love,” as some one-hit-wonder band from the ’60s used to sing. But then I studied the Holocaust in high school and realized that the survival instinct trumped all. At various times since, these minor epiphanies were successively supplanted, as I considered the drive for food or sex or money to be the defining element of humanity. But now, slightly older and marginally wiser, I see the error of my ways. If there is one characteristic that exemplifies humankind, it’s our innate and infinite capacity for self-delusion.

And that, at its essence, is the topic explored in my fictional memoir, Sweet Holy Motherfucking Everloving Delusion ...more

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Published on January 24, 2020 07:21

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“Women are the superior gender in every measure that matters. They know it, and they need to know that you know it."

~ Dave Deng, instructing his friend Jerome Segundo on the nuances of interacting with females

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― Jerome Segundo, Sweet Holy Motherfucking Everloving Delusional Bastard

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“The great British philosopher Thomas Crapper had a saying," said Dave. Neither Graham nor I wanted to hear it, but Dave would not be denied. "'He who farts with vigor sometimes shits his pants.'"

"First of all," said Graham, "Thomas Crapper was a plumber. Second of all, he never said that."

"Yeah, I know. I made it up," said Dave. "But it carries so much more authority coming from him.”
― Jerome Segundo, Sweet Holy Motherfucking Everloving Delusional Bastard

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