Jerome Segundo's Blog: Sweet Holy Mofo

January 24, 2020

Note to Goodreads giveaway winners

Congratulations on winning the Goodreads giveaway!

By now, you should have received your free copy of Sweet Holy Motherfucking Everloving Delusional Bastard.

The book comes with no strings attached. You’re free to use it however you see fit: as a snarky Valentine/breakup book, a conversation starter/stopper, or even as reading matter!

If you choose the latter, here are a few suggestions to consider after you finish the book:

If you hate the book:
* Post nasty reviews on Amazon and Goodreads filled with venom, rage, and personal insults.

If you like the book:
* Post glowing reviews on Amazon and Goodreads filled with praise, admiration, and glad tidings.
* Recommend the book to your friends and family. (Although perhaps skip your grandmother, who may be appalled by the title.)
* Post a comment about the book on your social media. (Suggested post: “Best! Book! Ever!”)

If you love the book:
* My marriage proposal will be forthcoming.

Questions? Comments? Kudos? Criticism? Feel free to drop me a line at jeromesegundo@gmail.com

Visit me online at www.jeromesegundo.com

Best wishes and happy reading!

~Jerome
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Published on January 24, 2020 07:21