Sarah Title's Blog

Y’all, I am tired. I wore heels for, like, half an hour. I’m not cut out for that kind of rigor.

Anyway! The first full day of the convention was full of busy-ness and the -itis. The -itis is when I’m surrounded by books that are being given away and I panic because they are not being given away to ME. Because, you know, I don’t work in a public library or have a disposable income, so there’s no other way I can access books.

But these are FREE. I NEED THEM.

I got a few.

I feel better now.

Th...

It’s really happening! I’m tired. But the convention started yesterday, and here’s what happened:

I drove in yesterday and realized I had never been to South Carolina before. Driving through it on I-85 does not inspire much wanderlust in that direction, but I’m from New Jersey, so I understand about highways and stuff.

Wow, thrilling.

I met up with my girls, Shar and Jules, and we got right into it:

That’s right. Adult women in pajamas enjoying a crappy movie, narrated by our very own Damon...

What’s Up With Sarah Title?

Oh, hi everyone.

 

So, gosh, it looks like I haven’t updated this blog since August. Which is a little silly, considering I had a book out in February. Would have made a whole bunch of sense to update the blog then, right?

The book’s doing very well, thank you, and for reals, thank you to everyone who’s read it and reached out or not reached out and just read it. It’s a little overwhelming.

Also, I was working on two other books.

Excuses excuses!

I thought about...

So, I’ve got a novella coming out today. I know! How nice of me to tell you. It’s about an erotica-writing librarian with writer’s block and her bow tie-wearing professor friend who just wants to help. He’s a good friend, y’all!

I was thinking that I should post something to commemorate the book birthday, but I wasn’t sure what that should be.

A cover image? An excerpt?

Whatever it is, it should have something to do with the book.

Like the fact that the heroine has two elderly bassett hou...

You guys!!! This FACE is Rosie, and she now resides comfortably and permanently with my brother and his girlfriend in New Jersey. CAN YOU STAND IT! Like all good superheroes, she has an interesting origin story, which I am going to share with you. I was going to just paste in the version my brother sent me, but it has no capitalization and little punctuation (#grammarshame), so let me summarize: He and the gf have been talkin’ ’bout gettin’ a dog, like all good people do. They’d been l...

Something happened to me, on this 39th anniversary of my birth.

What?

I looked around, and I thought, is this real life?

Is what real life?

Have I been doing things wrong this whole time?

Doing what wrong?

Have I been rooting for the wrong team?

Quit it with the sports metaphors.

ARE CATS BETTER THAN DOGS??

Don’t say it

I can’t

Say What???

JK APRIL FOOLS ETC DOGS RULE CATS DROOL HA HA HA AND THANK YOU TO TRIXIE AND MY SISTER FOR SENDING ME CAT PICS.

This will just take a second. It is a poor substitute for cute puppies, but I can’t not say anything about this, so please bear with me.

There’s been some recent news for people who have to pee in North Carolina. (And for people who live in Kansas, but I neither live nor vote in Kansas, so I’ll leave Kansas alone.) That news is that we no longer have to live in FEAR and TERROR of a transgender person INVADING our precious dichotomous elimination.

(A transgender person, in over-simplified bina...

I am trying to be more vigilant in my commitment to bringing you regular Friday Dog Blogs. I realize I have said this before, but this time I really mean it. Probably.

Anyway! My dear friend Trixie (who got married this weekend!!!!! Sorry, fellas) sent me this a while back with the subject line “tell me this is not happening at your house, (yet).”

Via

It doesn’t. But only because Starr doesn’t like to get wet.

Happy Weekend!

You guys! I wrote a book!

You have to wait until August to read it. I’m sorry! I can’t help it! Time is a flat circle! Etc!

In the meantime, may I whet your appetites with the cover?

PLEASE. WITH THE FACE AND THE PAWS.

So…August 30th. Novella. Featuring bassett hounds and LOVE. I’m excited about this one! I mean, I’m excited about all of them, but this one is particularly cute. We revisit old friends and there are bassett hounds and a hero who wears a bow tie but is a SECRET HUNK. I can’t wai...

And by OG I mean my first book, Kentucky Home. If you like hunky, surly horse farmers, ladies looking for a fresh start, transformative haircuts, family-related sass, and three-legged dogs named Peanut, this is the book for you!

It’s only 99 cents for all you Nook-ers out there, as part of Barnes and Noble’s Season of Love sale. Which is probably the only time in my writing life that I’ll be listed alongside Dora the Explorer, so go ahead and take advantage of it!

Kisses!