M.C. Lavocat

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M.C. Lavocat


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in The United States
January 11, 1973

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I really hate writing a bio, they always sound so lame. Also, I have to admit that I have lost respect for some authors after reading their bios…seriously, if you’re going to wave the dork flag so proudly, you have to expect a little fallout.

So, without further ado, here is my bio…with flair.

I am the 264 year old surrogate mother to a flock of seagulls, an actual flock of birds, not the new wave band from the 80′s. I joined a travelling carnival at the age of eleven, successfully disguising my gender, and serving as an apprentice to the strongman. When my pectoral muscles began to develop at a faster rate than my biceps, I ran away to join with a group of nomadic fortune tellers.

After a few years of living the nomadic lifestyle, I grew tire
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A Pithy Epiphany

People Suck Ass...

except for you, you know who you are.
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Published on June 01, 2013 23:37 Tags: comedy, comic, fiction, funny, genre, group, humor, humorous, humour, humourous, paranormal, romance, romantic-comedy
Average rating: 4.0 · 33 ratings · 16 reviews · 1 distinct work
Control (The Soul of Voodoo...

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Dude! Get a fucking grip, it's just a song!

When had I turned into a 5-yr-old girl? At the very least, I needed to get my libido under control before the song finished, because I didn’t think that my raging hard-on would be a good icebreaker. Well, figuratively speaking anyway, I thought smugly.”
M.C. Lavocat, Control

“I was momentarily stunned by his odd announcement and told him as much. "Let’s just talk about the fact that you composed a sonnet to my vagina, shall we? You are sending off some major stalker vibes, which is odd because you’re gay. You are gay, right?"

He narrowed his eyes at me and waved his hand in the direction of his 'muse' as he stated, "I don't want any part of that thing. I just want to honor it for being the only known thing in existence to be touched by the dick of a god.”
M.C. Lavocat, Control

“For a split second, I wondered if he were some type of sexy sorcerer, who was able to remove my clothing by the force of his will alone. I squeezed my eyes shut and focused on the buttons of his shirt, willing them to pop off.

It didn’t work. Then again, it was pretty hard to focus while he was touching me, so maybe under different circumstances, I too could be a sexy sorcerer. Watch out world.
M.C. Lavocat, Control



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