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Christian Baines

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Writing quirky queer horror and dark fantasy, Christian Baines is an awkward nerd turned slightly less awkward author. Raised on dark humour and powered by New Zealand wine, he is the author of nine novels including gay paranormal series The Arcadia Trust, Puppet Boy, Skin, and My Cat’s Guide to Online Dating. Born in Australia, he now travels the world whenever possible, living and writing in Toronto, Canada between trips.

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Christian Baines Write trash. Accept that it's trash and that that's okay. Then you've at least got something down to fix or scrap later.…moreWrite trash. Accept that it's trash and that that's okay. Then you've at least got something down to fix or scrap later.(less)
Christian Baines Hi Maryann. Apologies for the slow response! The reissue of The Beast Without, with cover art by Jeanine Henning, is a new edition that has been added…moreHi Maryann. Apologies for the slow response! The reissue of The Beast Without, with cover art by Jeanine Henning, is a new edition that has been added to the existing listing for the book. If you wish, I believe you can switch any review you've written to the new edition, but it won't be a separate listing.(less)
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The Beast Without (Arcadia ...

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“Just ink,’ he says. 'Just ink.’ Probably the most dangerous substance on this here earth. There’ve been wars started by 'just ink.”
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“I was history’s unwilling spectator.”
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“Even Blood Shades are unsure just where these come from. In less enlightened times, they were thought to be the voices of the devil, in his many forms. Or at least a conspiracy of powerful demons. A cacophany of screams, moans, and laughs, the laughter of a Blood Shade, unfiltered by mortal form or the manners of human society. A concerto of horrors for my target’s eyes and ears alone.”
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