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Christoph Paul

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Christoph Paul is an award-winning humor author. He writes non-fiction, YA, Bizarro, horror, and poetry including: The Passion of the Christoph, Great White House Volume 1 and Volume 2, Slasher Camp for Nerd Dorks, A Confederacy of Hot Dogs, and Horror Film Poems. He is the managing editor for CLASH Media and CLASH Books and edited the anthologies Walk Hand in Hand Into Extinction: Stories Inspired by True Detective and This Book Ain’t Nuttin to F*%k With: A Wu-Tang Tribute Anthology. Under the pen name Mandy De Sandra, he writes Bizarro Erotica that has been covered in VICE, Huffington Post, Jezebel, and AV Club.

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Christoph Paul Writing. That first draft is a special time. It's almost spiritual. It is better than drugs. It's just you and the story. The second draft is where it…moreWriting. That first draft is a special time. It's almost spiritual. It is better than drugs. It's just you and the story. The second draft is where it starts to be decent to good. The third and fourth draft is when you see if the house you built stands and how pretty and strong it looks. You editor will tell what needs to be fixed and sometimes fix it for you. It sucks when it falls down, but when it stands right--there is not a better feeling in this world. Well, the only better feeling is when people pay you to look at what you built. (less)
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Robert Frost
“These woods are lovely, dark and deep,
But I have promises to keep,
And miles to go before I sleep,
And miles to go before I sleep.”
Robert Frost, Stopping by Woods on a Snowy Evening

Hermann Hesse
“There are always a few such people who demand the utmost of life and yet cannot come to terms with its stupidity and crudeness.”
Hermann Hesse, Steppenwolf

David Foster Wallace
“Fiction is one of the few experiences where loneliness can be both confronted and relieved. Drugs, movies where stuff blows up, loud parties -- all these chase away loneliness by making me forget my name's Dave and I live in a one-by-one box of bone no other party can penetrate or know. Fiction, poetry, music, really deep serious sex, and, in various ways, religion -- these are the places (for me) where loneliness is countenanced, stared down, transfigured, treated.”
David Foster Wallace

“No, please Satan! I don’t want to be sex meat!” Kirk screamed.”
Mandy De Sandra, Kirk Cameron & The Crocoduck of Chaos Magick

“As I walk through the valley of death, and we meet the Reagansaurus worshipers, I pray to vanquish evil but forgive those who trespass against America. And those who fornicate on their food, may they choke on the love that is God, for He loved the world so much that He gave His only begotten son. In Jesus’s name we pray for protection. Amen.”
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Christoph Paul I enjoy reading and drinking chocolate Muscle Milk. Both really compliment each other. Almost as good as reading and coffee.


Louise Hart Morning Christoph, thanks for the friend invite.


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Saul Tanpepper Hi Christoph. Thanks for connecting! Make sure to stop by my website and request a free story: http://www.tanpepperwrites.com
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Carole Gill Hi thanks for friending


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