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Danger Slater

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Wonderland Award winning author Danger Slater is the world’s most flammable writer! He likes to use a lot of exclamation points!

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Danger Slater Stole it from Dan Brown. I steal all my ideas from Dan Brown. I hear Dan Brown likes pizza. I LIKE PIZZA TOO! I sometimes like to put on a Dan Brown s…moreStole it from Dan Brown. I steal all my ideas from Dan Brown. I hear Dan Brown likes pizza. I LIKE PIZZA TOO! I sometimes like to put on a Dan Brown suit and pretend I'm a book writer guy.(less)
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The New Stuff

Popping in real quick to drop links about my two newest books, both coming out in 2023:

LITTLE MISS APOCALYPSE 

and 

HOUSE OF ROT

Info on them on Amazon or the publisher's websites or wherever books are sold.

Still working on lots of stuff out here. Still have lots of stuff forthcoming. We're just getting started, kids.

Keep reading.

- D





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“Startled, I accidently knock over my inkwell. A black tsunami of ink sprawls out across the page, engulfing the tiny village of my words. They are swept away into the midnight sea. Gone forever. I am bereft.”
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“Everyone is an asshole," says Libby. "I suppose all you can hope to be is a lighter shade of brown.”
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message 48: by Kyle

Kyle I think that's the best answer I've received thus far regarding my 'Why do you want to be my friend?' question.

Cheers to that!


message 47: by Scott

Scott Roberts Merry christmas


message 46: by Danger

Danger Lida wrote: "Hey Danger, thanks for the add! You have some really inspiring reviews there! Cheers"

Haha. Why thank you. Pleasure is all mine.


message 45: by Lida

Lida Hey Danger, thanks for the add! You have some really inspiring reviews there! Cheers


message 44: by Danger

Danger Hayat wrote: "Hi Danger and thanks for the friend invite! ...and that's a sentence I never thought I'd write! ;)"

Haha. It's okay. My middle name is 'Safety'.


message 43: by Hayat

Hayat Hi Danger and thanks for the friend invite! ...and that's a sentence I never thought I'd write! ;)


message 42: by Rebecca

Rebecca Gransden Hello Danger, thanks for the friend request. Look forward some great book chat.


message 41: by Danger

Danger Miriam wrote: "Ah, Friday night goodreadsing."

How come I don't get notifications when people post on my "wall" or whatever this section of goodreads is called. We could've totally had a conversation about how nerdy we are.


message 40: by Mir

Mir Ah, Friday night goodreadsing.


message 39: by Harry

Harry Whitewolf Thanks for the friendship Danger. Your books look very cool.

Best wishes,

Harry.


message 38: by Robert

Robert Thanks for the friend request, Danger.


message 37: by Danger

Danger Frances wrote: "
Hope all is pasty in Dangerville."


I think my notifications are turned off or something. I just saw this. MISS YOU FRAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Nefariousbig description
Hope all is pasty in Dangerville.


message 35: by Danger

Danger Debbie "DJ" wrote: "Hi Danger, thanks for the add, nice to meet someone from outer space!"

It's nice to meet a human. Wait, are you human?


Debbie "DJ" Hi Danger, thanks for the add, nice to meet someone from outer space!


message 33: by Alshia

Alshia Moyez Thank you!


message 32: by Carole

Carole Gill hi
thanks for your friendship


message 31: by Jason

Jason Pereira Thanks for the add Danger. Cheers!


message 30: by Jessa

Jessa Callaver Jersey in the cyberspace locale! Yeah!

Nice to meet you, D.S. and a warm 'stronger than the corn' to you, fellow NJsean. Hope to see you's around! ;)


message 29: by Billy

Billy Masters Cheers 2 a new friend!


message 28: by Stefan

Stefan Yates Wow!!! Danger isn't even just your middle name!!! (Notice gratuitous use of exclamation points!!!!!)


Ms. Nikki Thanks for the friend request, Danger :)


Quantum Thief- Behind the Mask Thanks for the friend request :)


message 25: by Danger

Danger J. wrote: "Coolest Goodreads notification ever:

"Danger is now your friend."

I live for danger.

- Fenn"


Haha. Then welcome to paradise.


message 24: by J.

J. Fenn Coolest Goodreads notification ever:

"Danger is now your friend."

I live for danger.

- Fenn


message 23: by Cedric

Cedric Nye Danger,
Thank you for your Friend request! I gladly accept. "DangerRAMA" looks like a crazy ride! I hope you are having an excellent day.
All my best,
Cedric


message 22: by L.R.

L.R. Currell Thanks for the add request mate, think you will love this if you haven't seen it already. Check it out:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=duz3yF...


message 21: by Danger

Danger Jess wrote: "Thanks for the request.... I'd just like to add that I think it is pretty bitchin that you were born in outer space! lol
Have a good one =)"


Yeah. Like Superman. Except my powers are limited to complaining about how there's never anything to eat in this apartment. Pleasure to meet you, girl.


message 20: by Jess

Jess Thanks for the request.... I'd just like to add that I think it is pretty bitchin that you were born in outer space! lol
Have a good one =)


s.penkevich [hiatus-will return-miss you all] Thanks for the friend request!


message 18: by Susie

Susie Sexton Thanks for the add!


message 17: by Kevis

Kevis Hendrickson Thanks for adding me as your friend, Danger.


message 16: by Danger

Danger Jenn(ifer) wrote: "excellent answer, new friend!"

Glad you liked it.


Jenn(ifer) excellent answer, new friend!


message 14: by Eden

Eden Prosper Just saw a review for LOVE ME that said "...if you enjoy toilet humor..." and I was sold. Can't wait to read it!


message 13: by Phil

Phil Volatile Thanks for the add, Danger! =)


message 12: by Danger

Danger Derek wrote: "Thank you for the add, Mr. Danger! I look forward to getting mind-raped by your prose."

I'll try and be gentle. The safe word is MONOPOLY.


message 11: by Derek

Derek Thank you for the add, Mr. Danger! I look forward to getting mind-raped by your prose.


message 10: by Anelis

Anelis Danger wrote: "Thanks. I love your profile pic. What's it from? Or are you a cartoon redhead with freckles and green eyes in real life, because if that's the case, will you marry me?"

I only wish I was. But ok, I have to face the fact that even if I was a cartoon redhead with freckles I'd probably wish I was Jessica Rabbit, so I'll have to learn to compromise either way.

It's made by a brilliant illustrator I found on Deviantart.


Anelis Hey, thanx for the request. I really dig your reviews!!


message 8: by Danger (last edited Mar 27, 2012 09:59PM)

Danger Shovelmonkey1 wrote: "your response to the "why bother to be my friend" question was the best one I have received yet."

Really? What did I say? Did I invoke the long-form constitution of the Republic of Maldives? I tend to do that alot...


Shovelmonkey1 your response to the "why bother to be my friend" question was the best one I have received yet.


Danger Kate wrote: "Happy Holidays Danger!!! If you have a chance you should youtube "Fruitcake" by The Superions. It's bizarre and hilarious so I think you'll like it A LOT!!!! Destination Christmas is the album nam..."

That is too funny! I'm sharing it on my facebook page right now. Screw off, Rudolph. Eat shit, Frosty. IT'S FRUITCAKE!


message 5: by Kate

Kate Happy Holidays Danger!!! If you have a chance you should youtube "Fruitcake" by The Superions. It's bizarre and hilarious so I think you'll like it A LOT!!!! Destination Christmas is the album name and I'll be listening to this throughout the weekend. It's my favorite album this time of year CHEERS!


Isabella Hey Danger...Danger Danger - ha ha just like the song XD


Danger Collette wrote: "Hi there Danger,

Thank you for the friendship! It's nice to meet you :)

Collette"


You too. Hello.


Collette Scott Hi there Danger,

Thank you for the friendship! It's nice to meet you :)

Collette


Danger Jarod wrote: "Loved your banana poem! You are a very funny guy"

Thanks so much. Glad you enjoyed. You're stuff seems interesting too. I'll have to check some of it out. Any suggestions on where to start?


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