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Garrison Kelly
Goodreads Author
Born
in Oregon City, The United States
Website
Genre
Influences
Member Since
April 2013
URL
https://www.goodreads.com/cybador
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Still Standing
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American Darkness
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2014
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6 editions
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Occupy Wrestling
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2014
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5 editions
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Necrograph
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I Dream of Extreme
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2013
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4 editions
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Lunatic Justice
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Poison Tongue Tales
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Red Blood, White Knuckles, Blue Heart
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2013
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Foe vs. Blade
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2013
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Dragon Machinegun
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2013
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AK Spray Is the Only Way
INTRO
I don’t want stress management skills
I want an AK-47
I don’t want to negotiate with my abusers
I want an AK-47
I don’t want to apologize to angry customers
I want an AK-47
Because AK spray is the only way!
VERSE 1
You can call me a cosplay revolutionary
You can say I’m no different from a bloody mercenary
You can call me an edgelord visionary
You can call me undesirable and say you’ll never marry
But al Read more of this blog post »
I don’t want stress management skills
I want an AK-47
I don’t want to negotiate with my abusers
I want an AK-47
I don’t want to apologize to angry customers
I want an AK-47
Because AK spray is the only way!
VERSE 1
You can call me a cosplay revolutionary
You can say I’m no different from a bloody mercenary
You can call me an edgelord visionary
You can call me undesirable and say you’ll never marry
But al Read more of this blog post »
Garrison’s Recent Updates
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Piper has a side hustle as a book model...because she's the most cooperative pet we have!
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Garrison Kelly
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Weekly Short Stories Contest and Company!
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Things have always been a little nutty over on Deviant Art. Yeah, the art community attracts all flavors of weirdness, but some of these people are no
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Garrison Kelly
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Garrison's Writing
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Former WWE trainer Bill DeMott:
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Garrison Kelly
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Garrison Kelly
made a comment on
Reads With Rachel’s review
of
A Forbidden Encounter (Delectable Sins #1)
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Fluoric acid is also wet. Maybe the rapist can put his dick in that instead since he likes wet things.
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Garrison Kelly
is on page 450 of 638 of Elantris: Holy fucking shit...I'm so glad I had the energy to read today. This is what I've been missing the entire time I've been too tired to carry on. Hrathen was "miraculously" cured from his black slime disease, Raoden is feeling a painful light force from within that will either cure him or kill him, and Serene...she's the latest to feel the Elantran plague...
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Garrison Kelly
made a comment on
Rachel Oates’s review
of
Wild Power: Discover the Magic of Your Menstrual Cycle and Awaken the Feminine Path to Power
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You have every right in the world to be pissed off, Rachel. Good on you for the barbecuing you gave this book (figuratively, of course). I wouldn't wi
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Garrison Kelly
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10 other people
liked
Rachel Oates's review
of
Wild Power: Discover the Magic of Your Menstrual Cycle and Awaken the Feminine Path to Power:
"So much nonsense and honestly, quite offensive to read as someone with severe period issues (possibly endo, I'm still in the process of getting a diagnosis). I don't think they've ever truly experienced what bad period pain / symptoms are and so ever"
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Which story was your favorite for Week 574 (April 30-May 14) Topic: Unexpected Guest?
He
voted for:
Most Wonderful Time of the Year by C. J.
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“If I wanted to consume something that looks and tastes like dirt, I’d eat dirt,” I said, “at least dirt isn’t overpriced."
~Beans~”
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~Beans~”
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“You may say I'm a dreamer, but I'm not the only one. I hope someday you'll join us. And the world will live as one.”
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“I'm completely in favor of the
separation of Church and State.
... These two institutions screw us up enough
on their own, so both of them together is
certain death.”
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separation of Church and State.
... These two institutions screw us up enough
on their own, so both of them together is
certain death.”
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“I can't imagine a romance novel published today where the hero rapes the heroine and she falls in love with him.”
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Weekly Short Stories Contest and Company!
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Every two weeks we have a different contest in both short stories and poetry and a poll to see who wins after each contest. No prizes except bragging ...more
