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Garrison Kelly
Goodreads Author
Born
in Oregon City, The United States
Website
Genre
Influences
Member Since
April 2013
URL
https://www.goodreads.com/cybador
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American Darkness
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2014
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5 editions
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Occupy Wrestling
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2014
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5 editions
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Necrograph
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I Dream of Extreme
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2013
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Lunatic Justice
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Poison Tongue Tales
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Red Blood, White Knuckles, Blue Heart
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2013
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Foe vs. Blade
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2013
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Dragon Machinegun
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2013
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Shoot Your Shot
Shoot your shot, you’ve got nothing to lose
Except your self-esteem when she says, “I refuse”
Except a lawsuit where you never stood a chance
It's a permanent ban from a life of romance
I never took the time to show you how to do it
Flirting should come naturally, but you never knew it
Everything you know about the birds and the bees
Comes from online porn and erotic fantasies
I thought you would’ve learn Read more of this blog post »
Except your self-esteem when she says, “I refuse”
Except a lawsuit where you never stood a chance
It's a permanent ban from a life of romance
I never took the time to show you how to do it
Flirting should come naturally, but you never knew it
Everything you know about the birds and the bees
Comes from online porn and erotic fantasies
I thought you would’ve learn Read more of this blog post »
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When Murder Nuts the Clown kidnapped an entire bus full of high school cheerleaders, it took a lot of balls for him to do what he did. They came in ma
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“If I wanted to consume something that looks and tastes like dirt, I’d eat dirt,” I said, “at least dirt isn’t overpriced."
~Beans~”
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“You may say I'm a dreamer, but I'm not the only one. I hope someday you'll join us. And the world will live as one.”
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“I'm completely in favor of the
separation of Church and State.
... These two institutions screw us up enough
on their own, so both of them together is
certain death.”
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separation of Church and State.
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on their own, so both of them together is
certain death.”
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“I can't imagine a romance novel published today where the hero rapes the heroine and she falls in love with him.”
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Weekly Short Stories Contest and Company!
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Every two weeks we have a different contest in both short stories and poetry and a poll to see who wins after each contest. No prizes except bragging ...more
