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Fantasy Swingers
"Fantasy Swingers" is a slight rework of a story I wrote, when I started dabbling in writing smut a couple of years ago.
“Fantasy Swingers” (12,000 Words) tells of a couple, who become interested in swinging because of the wife’s infatuation with a co-worker’s cock. Later shopping for a sexy dress, they meet a couple of swingers, who initiate them into the alternate lifestyle known as swinging. This is Part 1 of a multi-part series of how Cynthia and Francis are introduced into swinging by veteran swingers, Foxy and Larry.
This is a free eStory from my SmashWords account and so if you're interested in trying out my style of writing, download a copy for your reader or PC. If you like hard core graphic depiction of sexual scenes, well written in English, give this one a try. It will introduce you to Foxy and Larry, a swinging couple who are in a lot of my stories.
Click here to download a free copy of Fantasy Swingers.
Just click to buy the book and then you can download a version for all types of PCs, Macs, iPads, Tablets, etc.
The follow up eStories deal with the final conversion of Cynthia from a sweet innocent housewife to a complete slut (use your own imagination here). Cynthia and her husband are thrown into the deep end of the swinger’s pool and learn to sink or swim or at least swallow!
Cynthia learns the actual meaning of, “Thank you sir. May I have another?”
This story was originally one of the first that I wrote and about 75% true with the rest being fantasy from my sick mind. Most of the characters have been taken from people I have known and party'd with. I have changed the names and places to protect the guilty. If you recognize yourself in the story, then I hope it was as good for you as it was for me.
As always, this story deals with sick and perverted people and the disgusting things they do to each other and themselves. If the thought of fucking and sucking (not making love to) a total stranger makes you queasy, then stop here. Otherwise, I suggest that you take your laptop into the bathroom and lock the door.
“Fantasy Swingers” (12,000 Words) tells of a couple, who become interested in swinging because of the wife’s infatuation with a co-worker’s cock. Later shopping for a sexy dress, they meet a couple of swingers, who initiate them into the alternate lifestyle known as swinging. This is Part 1 of a multi-part series of how Cynthia and Francis are introduced into swinging by veteran swingers, Foxy and Larry.
This is a free eStory from my SmashWords account and so if you're interested in trying out my style of writing, download a copy for your reader or PC. If you like hard core graphic depiction of sexual scenes, well written in English, give this one a try. It will introduce you to Foxy and Larry, a swinging couple who are in a lot of my stories.
Click here to download a free copy of Fantasy Swingers.
Just click to buy the book and then you can download a version for all types of PCs, Macs, iPads, Tablets, etc.
The follow up eStories deal with the final conversion of Cynthia from a sweet innocent housewife to a complete slut (use your own imagination here). Cynthia and her husband are thrown into the deep end of the swinger’s pool and learn to sink or swim or at least swallow!
Cynthia learns the actual meaning of, “Thank you sir. May I have another?”
This story was originally one of the first that I wrote and about 75% true with the rest being fantasy from my sick mind. Most of the characters have been taken from people I have known and party'd with. I have changed the names and places to protect the guilty. If you recognize yourself in the story, then I hope it was as good for you as it was for me.
As always, this story deals with sick and perverted people and the disgusting things they do to each other and themselves. If the thought of fucking and sucking (not making love to) a total stranger makes you queasy, then stop here. Otherwise, I suggest that you take your laptop into the bathroom and lock the door.
My Amazon Kindle Sales Are Climbing
Not trying to pat myself on the back because it always hurts my shoulder but have been pleasantly surprised at how my sales of Kindle eStories have been climbing.
I had assumed that Kindle sales may be a little slow as a big chunk of their catalog is for non-erotic stuff and so just assumed that us pervs would get lost in the background noise but have been thrilled with the reaction so far.
I had assumed that Kindle sales may be a little slow as a big chunk of their catalog is for non-erotic stuff and so just assumed that us pervs would get lost in the background noise but have been thrilled with the reaction so far.
Driving The Stripper Mobile
Driving the Stripper Mobile
This 53,000 word story about Don, an ordinary guy who is down on his luck. In fact, while he was down, Lady Luck even gave him a couple of hard shots to the stomach. Dumped by his wife and fired from his job, Don is befriended by a stripper and the club owner, who feel sorry for him. The strip club builds a truck with a clear plastic box on the back, complete with a stripper pole. The plan is for the Stripper Mobile to drive up and down Las Vegas Boulevard, while girls dance in the plastic box. Hopefully, people will be attracted by the beautiful girls dancing and visit the club. The club owner decides to give Don a shot and hires him to drive the Stripper Mobile.
Don ends up with one of the strippers as his girlfriend and is thrown into a world of swingers, group sex, erotic dancers, cuckolding, lesbian, and perverted sexual acts that he had only previously dreamed of. This story involves graphic sexual scenes and is told in a well-developed story line as only Larry Archer can weave it.
Available from the following:
Amazon: Driving the Stripper Mobile
SmashWords: Driving the Stripper Mobile
Excitica: Driving the Stripper Mobile
This 53,000 word story about Don, an ordinary guy who is down on his luck. In fact, while he was down, Lady Luck even gave him a couple of hard shots to the stomach. Dumped by his wife and fired from his job, Don is befriended by a stripper and the club owner, who feel sorry for him. The strip club builds a truck with a clear plastic box on the back, complete with a stripper pole. The plan is for the Stripper Mobile to drive up and down Las Vegas Boulevard, while girls dance in the plastic box. Hopefully, people will be attracted by the beautiful girls dancing and visit the club. The club owner decides to give Don a shot and hires him to drive the Stripper Mobile.
Don ends up with one of the strippers as his girlfriend and is thrown into a world of swingers, group sex, erotic dancers, cuckolding, lesbian, and perverted sexual acts that he had only previously dreamed of. This story involves graphic sexual scenes and is told in a well-developed story line as only Larry Archer can weave it.
Available from the following:
Amazon: Driving the Stripper Mobile
SmashWords: Driving the Stripper Mobile
Excitica: Driving the Stripper Mobile
How I Write
The RunawayAs an author, I’m always interested in how and why other author’s write. Even though I primarily write erotic literature (a.k.a. smut), I like to think there is some rationale behind the process.
Other authors tell me I should outline and plan out my story before writing it but that just doesn’t seem to work for me as in life, I have no idea how the story will turn out.
I’m currently reading Stephen King’s new book, Finders Keepers, and he makes a statement that perfectly describes how I write.
“A good novelist does not lead his characters, he follows them. A good novelist does not create events, he watches them happen and then writes down what he sees. A good novelist realizes he is a secretary, not God.”, Stephen King, Finders Keepers
I get an idea for a story, just something that gets me thinking about a set of characters and what they might do. Then I let those people start acting in my brain and like Stephen King, I follow along and write down what they do.
I have an idea of how the story will end up but sometimes the characters take off in a different direction and the story ends up completely different. I’ll give you an example of a story I wrote, The Runaway, which started as an actual event that I spun into a story.
Wifey and I were driving along one evening just before Christmas and we spotted a 18 year old (or thereabouts) girl standing on a corner holding up a cardboard sign for assistance. We were going to an important meeting and on a tight schedule and so I didn’t stop for her. This still bothers my conscience, as a Texan we always help those in need and she didn’t look like a common panhandler, but someone who actually needed help.
Anyway I got to thinking about the girl and what could potentially happen. Using this as a starting point I created a story line in which we picked the girl up for purely humanitarian reasons, being the nice guy I am :), but as luck would have it, she jumped right into our perverted lifestyle with both feet.
Like all my stories, I just rounded up the characters in my head and pressed Play, then stood back and watched to see what happened. The story turned out to be one which I think is pretty good.
Anyway so I guess I write like Stephen King except hopefully not as creepy as he is. LOL My stories are always HEA and no violence except sometimes when Wifey gets her crop and disciplines her slaves.
I set up a special offer for the next month to buy this one at a deep discount, just for my loyal fans. After reading it, please leave a review if only a few words.
This is the blurb on the story:
The Runaway (34,000 Words): Foxy and Larry, two swingers, pickup a stranded girl on the side of the road and take her home to try and help her just before Christmas. Initially their motives were simply to try and help her but rapidly the homeless girl becomes infatuated with the couple and their lifestyle. Their mission of mercy now turns to debauchery as they invite her into their home and family. This 34,000 word story is reasonably long for your reading pleasure.
This is an erotic romance story that is intended for mature adult audiences only and includes graphic descriptions of sex between consenting adults with straight, bisexual, and group scenes.
If you are interested, I’ve created a coupon code at SmashWords to buy this regularly $2.99 story for 99 cents. Just follow the link to buy it and enter the coupon code below in the box to get it discounted.
Buy The Runaway from SmashWords: http://www.smashwords.com/books/view/... and use the coupon code below to buy it for 99 cents. SmashWords has all common formats available for smart phones, tablets, Kindle, other readers and computers.
Promotional price: $0.99
Coupon Code: BL62X
Expires: August 22, 2015
Other authors tell me I should outline and plan out my story before writing it but that just doesn’t seem to work for me as in life, I have no idea how the story will turn out.
I’m currently reading Stephen King’s new book, Finders Keepers, and he makes a statement that perfectly describes how I write.
“A good novelist does not lead his characters, he follows them. A good novelist does not create events, he watches them happen and then writes down what he sees. A good novelist realizes he is a secretary, not God.”, Stephen King, Finders Keepers
I get an idea for a story, just something that gets me thinking about a set of characters and what they might do. Then I let those people start acting in my brain and like Stephen King, I follow along and write down what they do.
I have an idea of how the story will end up but sometimes the characters take off in a different direction and the story ends up completely different. I’ll give you an example of a story I wrote, The Runaway, which started as an actual event that I spun into a story.
Wifey and I were driving along one evening just before Christmas and we spotted a 18 year old (or thereabouts) girl standing on a corner holding up a cardboard sign for assistance. We were going to an important meeting and on a tight schedule and so I didn’t stop for her. This still bothers my conscience, as a Texan we always help those in need and she didn’t look like a common panhandler, but someone who actually needed help.
Anyway I got to thinking about the girl and what could potentially happen. Using this as a starting point I created a story line in which we picked the girl up for purely humanitarian reasons, being the nice guy I am :), but as luck would have it, she jumped right into our perverted lifestyle with both feet.
Like all my stories, I just rounded up the characters in my head and pressed Play, then stood back and watched to see what happened. The story turned out to be one which I think is pretty good.
Anyway so I guess I write like Stephen King except hopefully not as creepy as he is. LOL My stories are always HEA and no violence except sometimes when Wifey gets her crop and disciplines her slaves.
I set up a special offer for the next month to buy this one at a deep discount, just for my loyal fans. After reading it, please leave a review if only a few words.
This is the blurb on the story:
The Runaway (34,000 Words): Foxy and Larry, two swingers, pickup a stranded girl on the side of the road and take her home to try and help her just before Christmas. Initially their motives were simply to try and help her but rapidly the homeless girl becomes infatuated with the couple and their lifestyle. Their mission of mercy now turns to debauchery as they invite her into their home and family. This 34,000 word story is reasonably long for your reading pleasure.
This is an erotic romance story that is intended for mature adult audiences only and includes graphic descriptions of sex between consenting adults with straight, bisexual, and group scenes.
If you are interested, I’ve created a coupon code at SmashWords to buy this regularly $2.99 story for 99 cents. Just follow the link to buy it and enter the coupon code below in the box to get it discounted.
Buy The Runaway from SmashWords: http://www.smashwords.com/books/view/... and use the coupon code below to buy it for 99 cents. SmashWords has all common formats available for smart phones, tablets, Kindle, other readers and computers.
Promotional price: $0.99
Coupon Code: BL62X
Expires: August 22, 2015
Cuckolding Box Set Added To Kindle Unlimited
Cuckold and Hotwife Box Set 1 (96,000 words)As I continue testing my adult erotica stories on Amazon Kindle Unlimited, I've just added my box set of 3 complete cuckolding and hotwife stories to KU. This is almost 100,000 words of bareback sick perverted and graphically described sex between people. Now if you're a KU subscriber ($10/month) then you can abuse yourself for free as much as you want. Just tell your significant other that you have stomach problems and be sure and lock the bathroom door.
"Cuckold and Hotwife - Box Set 1" is a box set of three hotwife stories for your reading and self-abuse pleasure. Almost 100,000 words describing some of the wildest scenes you could ever imagine. If you've ever wondered about the erotic fantasy of watching your wife being ravaged by men, right in front of your eyes; this is your entry into that forbidden world.
Written by a swinger, who's been there and done that, this box set is based upon the true adventures of a swinger couple to give you an up close and personal look at the world of cuckold husbands with their hotwives.
Cuckolding: A Night At The Bar
First we start off with "Cuckolding: A Night At The Bar" (24,500 words) where we and her husband learn what his wife Tina has really been up to. As a guy, who's a little on the short side, and getting suspicious that his wife is getting serviced by much bigger rods.
Our story starts as they walk into a neighborhood bar and discover an amateur soccer team, whose name is "8-Plus". To her husband's shock and her excitement, she discovers what their team name actually means.
As he watches, a gangbang ensues as his horny wife is taken in all her holes by the entire soccer team. This bareback romp includes non-stop action as the well-equipped soccer players rotate around Tina, taking turns as she frantically tries to satisfy all of them, at least three at a time.
The waitress feels sorry for Tina and jumps in to help her out and share the spunk pouring out of her mouth as Tina's husband watches his wife do things he never imagined.
Cuckolding: A Hot Wife Is Born
Our next tale, "Cuckolding: A Hot Wife Is Born" (47,000 words) involves a 40-year-old housewife who gets seduced by her next door neighbor, who turns out to be a hotwife, with a cuckold husband.
Tina is happily married except for one small problem, her husband's cock. Moving into their new house, Tina meets her sexpot neighbor Gretchen, who recognizes a potential partner in crime and introduces her to the sexy world of clubbing. She and Gretchen quickly go on the hunt for young and virile studs to party with.
Naive Tina easily slips into the world of non-stop sex as she samples everything including the girls.
Tina's husband Ryan quickly grows suspicious when his wife comes home late at night, wearing a micro-mini and little else. Follow along as Ryan's anger quickly turns to erotic fascination as he learns of the forbidden world they are entering.
Cuckolding: My Wife Is A Porn Star
The box set finishes up with "My Wife Is A Porn Star" (24,000 Words) about a guy who comes home to an empty house as his wife is once again "out with the girls." But he's beginning to have suspicions.
Figuring that this would be a good time to watch some Internet porn, he grabs a beer and selects a new video that looks hot. As he's sitting there playing with himself, he is amazed at how much one of the porn stars looks like his wife but he never gets a clear shot of her face.
In the final scene, when the two girls kiss and lick off each other's cum covered faces, he gets the shock of his life! The girl he's just jerked off to is actually his wife and his excitement quickly turns to revulsion. On top of everything else, the girl, who helped his wife satisfy the group of big-dicked guys, is his best friend's wife!
But to his amazement, his anger and revulsion quickly turns to excitement as he can't help but re-watch the video, while continuing to jerk off at the mind-blowing videos of his wife and his best friend's wife giving up every hole to non-stop pounding, while screaming for more.
The thing that really gets to him is that his wife seems to love doing all those things to other guys that he has begged her to do with him. Maybe the fact that he isn't hung like a Shetland Pony has something to do with it?
After breaking the news to his best friend, together they track down the porn studio and discover their wives busily taking care of a new group of young guys. You won't believe the ending as they watch the movie being shot through a one-way mirror.
This stories are *HOT* and have non-stop action on virtually every page. This box set explores the perverted world of cuckolding, where hotwives engage in sex, while their husbands watch. This bareback story includes graphic hard-core sex scenes involving cuckolding, multiple partners, gangbang, pulling a train, girl-on-girl lesbian, oral, anal, facial, menage, and cum swapping.
Read the box set for free on Kindle Unlimited.
Big Sale on SmashWords July 2016
All of my erotica on SmashWords is on sale for FREE or 50% off during the month of July. Many of the other authors also have their works on sale. Check it out!
Click Here to View My Books On Sale
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Click Here to View My Books On Sale
Just click the Buy button and then enter the discount coupon displayed.
For More Information, Click Here
Last Day for FREE or Half-Off Erotica
I know that you’ve got to wait until the last day but it’s now here! Just like when you waited in line at the post office to file your tax return on April 15th, just before midnight, the wait is over and unlike the IRS this won’t hurt at all.
Unlike if you’re on your knees and my wife has on her thigh high leather boots, with the spike heels, and bustier then I’d suggest asking for a piece of leather to bite on because this might leave a mark. And remember to end every sentence with either “Yes, Mistress” or “Thank You Mistress, May I Have Another.” And for god’s sake remember to grovel and don’t look her in the eye without permission as a spike heel in the middle of your back will smart!
July is (was) sales month for SmashWords and it’s been a great month for me and other authors. But this is your final notice! Don’t you hate that when you get an envelope with FINAL NOTE stamped all over it, to make the mailman think you’re a dead beat but when you open it, it’s a sale flyer for carpet cleaning or some other crap.
Your phone, tablet, or PC will love you long time for buying a dirty story from Larry Archer, best selling pervert. When it’s been so long since you’ve gotten laid that you can’t remember who gets tied up, or the only strange stuff you’ve gotten lately is your left hand, then Larry’s smut is just what you need!
Larry writes high end smut and you have to hold your little pinkie out, while you Jack-Off or Jill-Off, as the case may be. All his stories are bareback and graphic, with non-stop sex from beginning to end. Well all except the copyright page but we’re working on that one.
Larry and Foxy’s stories are typically always HEA (Happily Ever After) as they’ve thought that recreational sex between consenting and semi-consenting adults should be fun. Seriously, Larry writes very graphic but well written erotica that appeals to both men and women.
The only thing you have to watch out for is when Foxy pulls out her whip to discipline her subjects. But between you and me, they secretly love it as she makes red lines across their ass.
As a couple who are in the Lifestyle, their stories are often based upon true life experiences and not some thought up fantasy. Also check out the story lengths as you’ll always get your money’s worth buying Larry Archer erotica. His stories are up to 60,000 words and priced the same as others who sell you 5-10,000 words or less.
Available at all the major publishers, such as Amazon, SmashWords, Excitica, Excessica, Apple iBooks, KOBO, B&N, and All Romance eBooks.
Remember that today is the last freaking day for you to get Larry’s entire catalog of smut for FREE or 50% OFF. Just click on this SmashWords link and get a hold of it (no not that, your credit card). Then click the Buy link and punch in the discount code shown to get it for nada or almost nada.
For PC’s I recommend the Calibre eReader, for Android phones/tablets try the Aldiko eReader, for Mac’s the built in iBooks reader works fine. On these devices download the ePub version.
For Kindle products download the MOBI version. There is also a Kindle app for PC’s. If you’re on an Android device I recommend that you spend the few bucks and get the full version of Aldiko to get rid of the ads. All the products recommended are free, with the exception of the full version of Aldiko.
The brunette with the whip and bustier is optional and slightly more expensive.
P.S. If you have Kindle Unlimited, check out my stories, which you can read for free on your Kindle or PC/Mac. My author’s page on Amazon is here.
Unlike if you’re on your knees and my wife has on her thigh high leather boots, with the spike heels, and bustier then I’d suggest asking for a piece of leather to bite on because this might leave a mark. And remember to end every sentence with either “Yes, Mistress” or “Thank You Mistress, May I Have Another.” And for god’s sake remember to grovel and don’t look her in the eye without permission as a spike heel in the middle of your back will smart!
July is (was) sales month for SmashWords and it’s been a great month for me and other authors. But this is your final notice! Don’t you hate that when you get an envelope with FINAL NOTE stamped all over it, to make the mailman think you’re a dead beat but when you open it, it’s a sale flyer for carpet cleaning or some other crap.
Your phone, tablet, or PC will love you long time for buying a dirty story from Larry Archer, best selling pervert. When it’s been so long since you’ve gotten laid that you can’t remember who gets tied up, or the only strange stuff you’ve gotten lately is your left hand, then Larry’s smut is just what you need!
Larry writes high end smut and you have to hold your little pinkie out, while you Jack-Off or Jill-Off, as the case may be. All his stories are bareback and graphic, with non-stop sex from beginning to end. Well all except the copyright page but we’re working on that one.
Larry and Foxy’s stories are typically always HEA (Happily Ever After) as they’ve thought that recreational sex between consenting and semi-consenting adults should be fun. Seriously, Larry writes very graphic but well written erotica that appeals to both men and women.
The only thing you have to watch out for is when Foxy pulls out her whip to discipline her subjects. But between you and me, they secretly love it as she makes red lines across their ass.
As a couple who are in the Lifestyle, their stories are often based upon true life experiences and not some thought up fantasy. Also check out the story lengths as you’ll always get your money’s worth buying Larry Archer erotica. His stories are up to 60,000 words and priced the same as others who sell you 5-10,000 words or less.
Available at all the major publishers, such as Amazon, SmashWords, Excitica, Excessica, Apple iBooks, KOBO, B&N, and All Romance eBooks.
Remember that today is the last freaking day for you to get Larry’s entire catalog of smut for FREE or 50% OFF. Just click on this SmashWords link and get a hold of it (no not that, your credit card). Then click the Buy link and punch in the discount code shown to get it for nada or almost nada.
For PC’s I recommend the Calibre eReader, for Android phones/tablets try the Aldiko eReader, for Mac’s the built in iBooks reader works fine. On these devices download the ePub version.
For Kindle products download the MOBI version. There is also a Kindle app for PC’s. If you’re on an Android device I recommend that you spend the few bucks and get the full version of Aldiko to get rid of the ads. All the products recommended are free, with the exception of the full version of Aldiko.
The brunette with the whip and bustier is optional and slightly more expensive.
P.S. If you have Kindle Unlimited, check out my stories, which you can read for free on your Kindle or PC/Mac. My author’s page on Amazon is here.
