Larry Archer's Blog
September 29, 2016
The Watchers
The Watchers (36,000 words) is a tale about Gene, an insurance adjuster, who is having a mid-life crisis after 20 years of marriage. Imagine that you've just finished a mind numbing seminar and are sitting in a hotel bar having a drink, when you pick up on the conversation two guys next to you are having.
You hear the words Sex Show and your ears perk up. As you listen, you discover that for one-hundred dollars you can watch people having sex right in front of your eyes. For someone who looks at wrecked cars and damaged houses for a living, a sex show sounds irresistible.
The sex show turns out to be everything Gene could hope for and much more. At the end of the show, he discovers that one of the actresses is his sweet innocent wife of twenty years.
At first appalled, disgusted, and sick at his stomach at what he's seen, he can't seem to keep from looking at the pictures and movies one of the girls sends him. Read as Gene attempts to deal with the fact his wife is not what she seems and what is he going to do?
As with all of Larry Archer's erotic stories, this one is for adults only and features graphic depictions of bareback sexual conduct between grown people, who should know better.
To purchase the story for $2.99 click on one of the below links. Use the Amazon link for only Kindle products. SmashWords has versions for virtually every type of eReader, Tablet, Phone, PC, or Mac.
Amazon:
SmashWords:
For more information on the story along with an excerpt, click on the following link: The Watchers - more info.
You hear the words Sex Show and your ears perk up. As you listen, you discover that for one-hundred dollars you can watch people having sex right in front of your eyes. For someone who looks at wrecked cars and damaged houses for a living, a sex show sounds irresistible.
The sex show turns out to be everything Gene could hope for and much more. At the end of the show, he discovers that one of the actresses is his sweet innocent wife of twenty years.
At first appalled, disgusted, and sick at his stomach at what he's seen, he can't seem to keep from looking at the pictures and movies one of the girls sends him. Read as Gene attempts to deal with the fact his wife is not what she seems and what is he going to do?
As with all of Larry Archer's erotic stories, this one is for adults only and features graphic depictions of bareback sexual conduct between grown people, who should know better.
To purchase the story for $2.99 click on one of the below links. Use the Amazon link for only Kindle products. SmashWords has versions for virtually every type of eReader, Tablet, Phone, PC, or Mac.
Amazon:
SmashWords:
For more information on the story along with an excerpt, click on the following link: The Watchers - more info.
July 31, 2016
Last Day for FREE or Half-Off Erotica
I know that you’ve got to wait until the last day but it’s now here! Just like when you waited in line at the post office to file your tax return on April 15th, just before midnight, the wait is over and unlike the IRS this won’t hurt at all.
Unlike if you’re on your knees and my wife has on her thigh high leather boots, with the spike heels, and bustier then I’d suggest asking for a piece of leather to bite on because this might leave a mark. And remember to end every sentence with either “Yes, Mistress” or “Thank You Mistress, May I Have Another.” And for god’s sake remember to grovel and don’t look her in the eye without permission as a spike heel in the middle of your back will smart!
July is (was) sales month for SmashWords and it’s been a great month for me and other authors. But this is your final notice! Don’t you hate that when you get an envelope with FINAL NOTE stamped all over it, to make the mailman think you’re a dead beat but when you open it, it’s a sale flyer for carpet cleaning or some other crap.
Your phone, tablet, or PC will love you long time for buying a dirty story from Larry Archer, best selling pervert. When it’s been so long since you’ve gotten laid that you can’t remember who gets tied up, or the only strange stuff you’ve gotten lately is your left hand, then Larry’s smut is just what you need!
Larry writes high end smut and you have to hold your little pinkie out, while you Jack-Off or Jill-Off, as the case may be. All his stories are bareback and graphic, with non-stop sex from beginning to end. Well all except the copyright page but we’re working on that one.
Larry and Foxy’s stories are typically always HEA (Happily Ever After) as they’ve thought that recreational sex between consenting and semi-consenting adults should be fun. Seriously, Larry writes very graphic but well written erotica that appeals to both men and women.
The only thing you have to watch out for is when Foxy pulls out her whip to discipline her subjects. But between you and me, they secretly love it as she makes red lines across their ass.
As a couple who are in the Lifestyle, their stories are often based upon true life experiences and not some thought up fantasy. Also check out the story lengths as you’ll always get your money’s worth buying Larry Archer erotica. His stories are up to 60,000 words and priced the same as others who sell you 5-10,000 words or less.
Available at all the major publishers, such as Amazon, SmashWords, Excitica, Excessica, Apple iBooks, KOBO, B&N, and All Romance eBooks.
Remember that today is the last freaking day for you to get Larry’s entire catalog of smut for FREE or 50% OFF. Just click on this SmashWords link and get a hold of it (no not that, your credit card). Then click the Buy link and punch in the discount code shown to get it for nada or almost nada.
For PC’s I recommend the Calibre eReader, for Android phones/tablets try the Aldiko eReader, for Mac’s the built in iBooks reader works fine. On these devices download the ePub version.
For Kindle products download the MOBI version. There is also a Kindle app for PC’s. If you’re on an Android device I recommend that you spend the few bucks and get the full version of Aldiko to get rid of the ads. All the products recommended are free, with the exception of the full version of Aldiko.
The brunette with the whip and bustier is optional and slightly more expensive.
P.S. If you have Kindle Unlimited, check out my stories, which you can read for free on your Kindle or PC/Mac. My author’s page on Amazon is here.
Unlike if you’re on your knees and my wife has on her thigh high leather boots, with the spike heels, and bustier then I’d suggest asking for a piece of leather to bite on because this might leave a mark. And remember to end every sentence with either “Yes, Mistress” or “Thank You Mistress, May I Have Another.” And for god’s sake remember to grovel and don’t look her in the eye without permission as a spike heel in the middle of your back will smart!
July is (was) sales month for SmashWords and it’s been a great month for me and other authors. But this is your final notice! Don’t you hate that when you get an envelope with FINAL NOTE stamped all over it, to make the mailman think you’re a dead beat but when you open it, it’s a sale flyer for carpet cleaning or some other crap.
Your phone, tablet, or PC will love you long time for buying a dirty story from Larry Archer, best selling pervert. When it’s been so long since you’ve gotten laid that you can’t remember who gets tied up, or the only strange stuff you’ve gotten lately is your left hand, then Larry’s smut is just what you need!
Larry writes high end smut and you have to hold your little pinkie out, while you Jack-Off or Jill-Off, as the case may be. All his stories are bareback and graphic, with non-stop sex from beginning to end. Well all except the copyright page but we’re working on that one.
Larry and Foxy’s stories are typically always HEA (Happily Ever After) as they’ve thought that recreational sex between consenting and semi-consenting adults should be fun. Seriously, Larry writes very graphic but well written erotica that appeals to both men and women.
The only thing you have to watch out for is when Foxy pulls out her whip to discipline her subjects. But between you and me, they secretly love it as she makes red lines across their ass.
As a couple who are in the Lifestyle, their stories are often based upon true life experiences and not some thought up fantasy. Also check out the story lengths as you’ll always get your money’s worth buying Larry Archer erotica. His stories are up to 60,000 words and priced the same as others who sell you 5-10,000 words or less.
Available at all the major publishers, such as Amazon, SmashWords, Excitica, Excessica, Apple iBooks, KOBO, B&N, and All Romance eBooks.
Remember that today is the last freaking day for you to get Larry’s entire catalog of smut for FREE or 50% OFF. Just click on this SmashWords link and get a hold of it (no not that, your credit card). Then click the Buy link and punch in the discount code shown to get it for nada or almost nada.
For PC’s I recommend the Calibre eReader, for Android phones/tablets try the Aldiko eReader, for Mac’s the built in iBooks reader works fine. On these devices download the ePub version.
For Kindle products download the MOBI version. There is also a Kindle app for PC’s. If you’re on an Android device I recommend that you spend the few bucks and get the full version of Aldiko to get rid of the ads. All the products recommended are free, with the exception of the full version of Aldiko.
The brunette with the whip and bustier is optional and slightly more expensive.
P.S. If you have Kindle Unlimited, check out my stories, which you can read for free on your Kindle or PC/Mac. My author’s page on Amazon is here.
July 4, 2016
Big Sale on SmashWords July 2016
All of my erotica on SmashWords is on sale for FREE or 50% off during the month of July. Many of the other authors also have their works on sale. Check it out!
Click Here to View My Books On Sale
Just click the Buy button and then enter the discount coupon displayed.
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Click Here to View My Books On Sale
Just click the Buy button and then enter the discount coupon displayed.
For More Information, Click Here
April 22, 2016
April 20, 2016
Seduced By The Dark Side - on sale 99cents
“Seduced by the Dark Side” (58,000 Words) on sale for 99 cents.
This a hard-core non-stop bareback erotic romance about a small town farm girl from Minnesota who moves to Las Vegas to experience the wilder side of life. Ingrid’s education starts as soon as her plane lands in Las Vegas where she is picked up by Stormy, an exotic dancer, while trying to get her luggage. Accepting a ride from her new girlfriend, she finds out how much fun the back of a limo can be with a bunch of horny exotic dancers.
On her first day at work, her new boss, Crystal, catches her taking care of business, while she relives her experience from last night in the limo. Her boss, who is a MILF in expensive clothes, takes an immediate liking to her. While driving in her bosses new convertible, she meets a swinger couple, Foxy and Larry, on Las Vegas Boulevard, who invite them to a gentleman’s club that night for what promises to be an exciting evening.
They end up the evening at Foxy and Larry’s house for a continuation of the fun in the hot tub and the master bedroom. Ingrid continues her education and learns the hard way why she has to call Foxy “Mistress”. Ingrid endures a flogging and realizes that she has completed her journey to the dark side and loves it!
For porn stories, this one is long at almost 60,000 words and there are few dull moments as Ingrid realizes she has desires and needs that she never knew before.
Regularly $2.99, now on sale for 99 cents until 4/30/16.
WARNING This story contains descriptions of hard core bareback sexual action, with graphic depictions. Besides straight sex, you will find swinging, lots of girl-on-girl bisexual action, anal, oral, BDSM, including facials and cum swapping. There are NO safe sex lessons included and every scene is cream filled!
To purchase at Amazon Kindle
To purchase at Excitica.com
To purchase at SmashWords.com
Larry Archer
February 27, 2016
Wife Swap 2 On Sale
This weekend I've gotten one of my latest erotic novels on sale for 99 cents, till 3/29/16. The story is available on Amazon Kindle and Kindle Unlimited. If you have a KU account then you can read the story for free.Wife Swap 2 (54,400 Words) carries on in the same depraved and debauchery filled story that started in the original Wife Swap. This really long, for a BDSM sex story, follows Carol as she falls into the clutches of Dominatrix Mistress Foxy, who decides to beat some sense into her and breaks up Carol's marriage to take her as the latest submissive in Foxy's stable.
In spite of the occasional beatings, this light hearted romp completes Carol's education as she realizes what she's been missing all these years.
This story blends cuckold/Hotwife scenes, BDSM, and swinging situations into a fun filled erotic story that has something for most everybody, regardless of your kink.
Note that at 54,000+ words, this story is much longer than your normal smut story and you get a lot more bang for the buck. Compare story lengths and remember Larry has sex on virtually every page.
As always Larry Archer combines a good story line with sexual situations involving straight, girl-on-girl, anal, oral, facials, humiliation, and group sex with graphic descriptions. This story is completely bareback and no safe sex lessons included.
February 6, 2016
The Voyeur - now available
I’ve just published my latest smut book,
The Voyeur
, to Amazon Kindle and SmashWords, with Excitica and All Romance eBooks to follow shortly. It’s available now from Amazon and SmashWords for $2.99.
The Voyeur , (15,000 Words) a delicious little tale about a small town girl, who moves to the big city to escape her abusive and domineering father, who beat her for any real or perceived thought about anything related to men or sex. Constance takes a job far away from home in Saint Louis, where she works at an ad agency surrounded by people who live on the edge between fantasy and reality.
There she meets her new best friend Sue, who takes the naive girl under her wing and tries to iron out some of the kinks instilled by her father and his paddle. Constance rapidly blooms and finds that she’s not only attracted to men but also girls. Then things heat up as she starts letting the guy across the courtyard watch her dress and help with her wardrobe selection.
This story is primarily girl-on-girl, with some voyeuristic scenes thrown in and written in the no holes barred style of Larry Archer, with graphic descriptions of the action to fill your imagination.
The Voyeur , (15,000 Words) a delicious little tale about a small town girl, who moves to the big city to escape her abusive and domineering father, who beat her for any real or perceived thought about anything related to men or sex. Constance takes a job far away from home in Saint Louis, where she works at an ad agency surrounded by people who live on the edge between fantasy and reality.
There she meets her new best friend Sue, who takes the naive girl under her wing and tries to iron out some of the kinks instilled by her father and his paddle. Constance rapidly blooms and finds that she’s not only attracted to men but also girls. Then things heat up as she starts letting the guy across the courtyard watch her dress and help with her wardrobe selection.
This story is primarily girl-on-girl, with some voyeuristic scenes thrown in and written in the no holes barred style of Larry Archer, with graphic descriptions of the action to fill your imagination.
January 2, 2016
Wife Swap 2 Now Available
Wife Swap 2
(54,400 Words) carries on in the same depraved and debauchery filled story from the start in Wife Swap. This really long, for a BDSM sex story, follows Carol as she falls into the clutches of Dominatrix Mistress Foxy, who decides to beat some sense into her and breaks up Carol's marriage to take her as the latest submissive in Foxy's stable.
In spite of the occasional beatings, this light hearted romp completes Carol's education as she realizes what she's been missing all these years.
This story blends cuckold/Hotwife scenes, BDSM, and swinging situations into a fun filled erotic story that has something for most everybody, regardless of your kink.
Note that at 54,000+ words, this story is much longer than your normal smut story and you get a lot more bang for the buck. Compare story lengths and remember Larry has sex on virtually every page.
As always Larry Archer combines a good story line with sexual situations involving straight, girl-on-girl, anal, oral, facials, and group sex with graphic descriptions. This story is completely bareback and no safe sex lessons included.
http://www.amazon.com/dp/B01A3FO7XM only $2.99 for Wife Swap 2
Kindle Unlimited members can read this story for free!
In spite of the occasional beatings, this light hearted romp completes Carol's education as she realizes what she's been missing all these years.
This story blends cuckold/Hotwife scenes, BDSM, and swinging situations into a fun filled erotic story that has something for most everybody, regardless of your kink.
Note that at 54,000+ words, this story is much longer than your normal smut story and you get a lot more bang for the buck. Compare story lengths and remember Larry has sex on virtually every page.
As always Larry Archer combines a good story line with sexual situations involving straight, girl-on-girl, anal, oral, facials, and group sex with graphic descriptions. This story is completely bareback and no safe sex lessons included.
http://www.amazon.com/dp/B01A3FO7XM only $2.99 for Wife Swap 2
Kindle Unlimited members can read this story for free!
December 17, 2015
Seduced By The Dark Side - On Sale
“Seduced by the Dark Side” (58,000 Words) is a hard-core non-stop erotic romance about a small town farm girl from Minnesota who moves to Las Vegas to experience the wilder side of life. Ingrid's education starts as soon as her plane lands in Las Vegas where she is picked up by Stormy, an exotic dancer, while trying to get her luggage. Accepting a ride from her new girlfriend, she finds out how much fun the back of a limo can be with a bunch of horny exotic dancers.
On her first day at work, her new boss, Crystal, catches her taking care of business, while she relives her experience from last night in the limo. Her boss, who is a MILF in expensive clothes, takes an immediate liking to her. While driving in her bosses new convertible, she meets a swinger couple, Foxy and Larry, on Las Vegas Boulevard, who invite them to a gentleman’s club that night for what promises to be an exciting evening.
They end up the evening at Foxy and Larry's house for a continuation of the fun in the hot tub and the master bedroom. Ingrid continues her education and learns why she has to call Foxy “Mistress”, the hard way. Ingrid endures a flogging and realizes that she has completed her journey to the dark side and loves it!
For porn stories, this one is long at almost 60,000 words and there are few dull moments as Ingrid realizes she has desires and needs that she never knew before.
Click here to grab a copy: Seduced by the dark side
On her first day at work, her new boss, Crystal, catches her taking care of business, while she relives her experience from last night in the limo. Her boss, who is a MILF in expensive clothes, takes an immediate liking to her. While driving in her bosses new convertible, she meets a swinger couple, Foxy and Larry, on Las Vegas Boulevard, who invite them to a gentleman’s club that night for what promises to be an exciting evening.
They end up the evening at Foxy and Larry's house for a continuation of the fun in the hot tub and the master bedroom. Ingrid continues her education and learns why she has to call Foxy “Mistress”, the hard way. Ingrid endures a flogging and realizes that she has completed her journey to the dark side and loves it!
For porn stories, this one is long at almost 60,000 words and there are few dull moments as Ingrid realizes she has desires and needs that she never knew before.
Click here to grab a copy: Seduced by the dark side
December 12, 2015
Wife Swap - on sale 99 cents
Wife Swap
, the original story which started the saga (LOL) is on sale this weekend (now till 12/14/15) for 99 cents, regularly $2.99. Wife SwapWife Swap 2 (~50,000 words) will be out shortly and you need to read the start of the series so that you’re not confused by the second book in the series (hint, hint, hint). You may need a play book to figure out who’s fucking who!
Wife Swap ( 26,300 words) In a plot similar to their 1969 movie namesake, two couples Bob & Carol and Ted & Alice decide to open up their marriage and share some of their most intimate fantasies. Follow along as the two wives decide to swap husbands for an innocent date but things rapidly spiral out of control, when they realize that Carol has a multiple personality Sybil, who is up for anything and anyone.
This is Larry Archer, at his best, weaving a a scorching hot explicit tale of consensual bareback sex between two couples that leaves no detail out as everything is on the table for these throwbacks to the swinging era of the 70’s.
You may have to put your Kindle in the freezer to cool it off after reading this graphic novel about the degenerate lifestyle of our resident swingers and the swinging lifestyle. If you don’t have a Kindle, there are Kindle reading apps for virtually all types of phones, tables, PC’s, and Mac’s.
This story and the upcoming stories in the Wife Swap series along with some of my other Amazon Kindle stories are in Kindle Unlimited (KU), which means that you can read them for free.
I have been breeding the girls in preparation for the birthing of Wife Swap 3, which will follow in a couple of months after Wife Swap 2 is released. Look to the sky for the bat signal announcing the new birth.
Warning: This ebook is for adults only and contains very graphic heat level 5 representations of sexual activity. It includes all bareback, ass to mouth, deep throat, gangbang sex, fmf sex, girl-on-girl lesbian sex, swingers, wife swapping, threesome sex, sex with strangers, oral sex, first anal sex (butt fucking), erotic stories, group sex, sex stories, ménage, sex stories, creampie, cuckold, blowjobs, semen swallowing, and cum swapping.
Note that there are no safe sex lessons included beyond “Thank you Sir, may I have another?”
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