Jim Tilberry

“Mahatma Gandhi   Patricia Van Winkle:  I understand you were a passionate vegetarian.   Mahatma Gandhi:  Being an Indian and vegetarian is not a big a deal.  There must be a gazillion of us.  Of course most of us have a loving respect for all animals.  And many of us believe in reincarnation.  You never know -- that cow I see on the street could have been my Grandma Nana in another lifetime.  So when I saw someone eating meat, I’d get extremely pissed off and just want to punch their lights out.  Then I’d tell myself “Chill, Mohandas.  You’re supposed to be a non-violent pacifist.”
― Jim Tilberry, Revenge of the Vegetarian: A Humorous Spin on the World of Vegetarianism