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Steven LaVey
Born
in Novocastria, The United Kingdom
February 06, 1982
Website
Twitter
Genre
Influences
Henry Miller, William Burroughs, Luke Rhinehart
Steven LaVey isn't a Goodreads Author
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but they
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Shorts
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published
2015
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2 editions
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Three Leaves
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The Ugly Spirit
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published
2014
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2 editions
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“Why I Like Being Baldy
• Never have to pay for a haircut
• No need for styling
• The birds love it
• You can get together with a fellow baldy and pretend to be a pair of tits
• You can pretend to be Ming the Merciless, Emperor of the Galaxy, with more conviction than people with hair
• It makes you look hard
• Richard O’Brien
• You can draw a line down the middle of your head and pretend to be a cock
• A hat will always fit
• No dickies
• Save money on Shampoo
• Time saver should you wish to become ordained into an order of Buddhist monks
Why I Don’t Like Being Baldy
• Can never make a balloon static to entertain a child
• Might get mistaken for Ross Kemp
• Lack of hair”
― Shorts
• Never have to pay for a haircut
• No need for styling
• The birds love it
• You can get together with a fellow baldy and pretend to be a pair of tits
• You can pretend to be Ming the Merciless, Emperor of the Galaxy, with more conviction than people with hair
• It makes you look hard
• Richard O’Brien
• You can draw a line down the middle of your head and pretend to be a cock
• A hat will always fit
• No dickies
• Save money on Shampoo
• Time saver should you wish to become ordained into an order of Buddhist monks
Why I Don’t Like Being Baldy
• Can never make a balloon static to entertain a child
• Might get mistaken for Ross Kemp
• Lack of hair”
― Shorts
“Time and space travel is easily achievable using tape. The physicality of the recordings allow us to jaunt to any location and time. There isn’t enough scope for arbitrary and random interjections with digital recordings. There must be an unconscious input from the recorder to traverse the cosmos.”
― Shorts
― Shorts
“As we sat writing down silly answers to the questions at the quiz, I noticed how much Dan had changed since his split with Lisa. It was nice to see him off the lead for once in his life and he had gone from being conservatively wild to a fucking maniac. Off his face would often transform into a bizarre orang-utan type creature. I once watched as he went round and round a table in Trillians like an ape with a glazed look in his eyes. He reminded me of Clyde from the film Every Which Way but Loose.”
― The Ugly Spirit
― The Ugly Spirit
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