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	Banker's Holiday: A Novel of Fiscal Irregularity 4.34 avg rating — 3,207 ratings — published 2000 — 5 editions	Error rating book. Refresh and try again. Rate this book Clear rating 1 of 5 stars 2 of 5 stars 3 of 5 stars 4 of 5 stars 5 of 5 stars
	The Torpometronomicon it was amazing 5.00 avg rating — 4 ratings — published 2007	Error rating book. Refresh and try again. Rate this book Clear rating 1 of 5 stars 2 of 5 stars 3 of 5 stars 4 of 5 stars 5 of 5 stars
	Dracula's a BUMMER, Man: A Novel of DUDE Horror 3.25 avg rating — 4 ratings — 2 editions	Error rating book. Refresh and try again. Rate this book Clear rating 1 of 5 stars 2 of 5 stars 3 of 5 stars 4 of 5 stars 5 of 5 stars
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	The TAO of Da-da: Or, "Strong Winds CAN Blow All Day Depending on How Much Sugar Has Been Ingested" by Gary Clemenceau (Goodreads Author), Boyd Barrett (Narrator) 0.00 avg rating — 0 ratings	Error rating book. Refresh and try again. Rate this book Clear rating 1 of 5 stars 2 of 5 stars 3 of 5 stars 4 of 5 stars 5 of 5 stars

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Hi, all. Da-da's been busy, but google is blocking his content for some reason. They are also blocking him from email to gmail accounts. Why is that, google?Anyway, here's the no-fun non-graphics version: New Books and Audiobooks for 2025 Dracula's a BUMMER, Man (ebook and paperback -- PRE-ORDER!)Banker's Holiday (audiobook) Banker's Holiday (paperback)The TORPOMETRONOMICON (

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“The Green Judges, most of them decidedly miffed, grumbled out one by one, though I got a wink and a thumbsup from Washington.”
― Gary Clemenceau, Banker's Holiday: A Novel of Fiscal Irregularity

tags: literarysatire, magicalrealism, memorable, mythicmodernity, weirdlit, wryhumor

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“I even seemed to be moving in kind of robotic, audio-animatronic fashion, beep boop.”
― Gary Clemenceau, Banker's Holiday: A Novel of Fiscal Irregularity

tags: absurdism, charactervoice, quirkylines, sharethis, voicey, wryhumor

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“Americans have a love affair with weak coffee.’ ‘And you’re a coffee expert, too,’ Gwen said, cutting a thick slice of apple pie.”
― Gary Clemenceau, Banker's Holiday: A Novel of Fiscal Irregularity

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