Darkhumor Quotes

“Before and behind me, nothing but infernal things were made and sold, and I endured inbetween, infernally.”
― Gary Clemenceau, Banker's Holiday: A Novel of Fiscal Irregularity

“Most cities are like deserts: concrete and steel, dust and ash, rusty detritus in the outskirts, the occasional oasis.”
― Gary Clemenceau, Banker's Holiday: A Novel of Fiscal Irregularity

“The bank gods paid a visit after sunset, towering and stiff, ponderously regal and quasiparental in the gray twilight.”
― Gary Clemenceau, Banker's Holiday: A Novel of Fiscal Irregularity

“You are the epitome of tact and the soul of diplomacy.”
― Ruby Mohan, The Kidnapping

“I made a dark humor joke yesterday.
so my brothers have these milk cartons from school in the fridge--- about 20 of them. I opened the fridge and saw the 20 small milk cartons and said, "DANG- THERE ARE SO MANY MILK CARTONS, I wonder how many parents came back to their children." and closed the fridge XD”
― Mochi-Bee