Jonathan Heatt's Blog: Teaching Snapping Turtles - Posts Tagged "mystic"

Drinks on the House

A guy dressed in all white goes into a saloon. White bowler hat, white shirt, white sports coat, white handkerchief, white slacks, white socks, and white leather shoes with white cleats.

The bartender asks, "Why are you dressed like that?"

The guy answers, "I'm trying to see how long I can remain clean."
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Published on November 17, 2020 00:15 Tags: life, mystic

Litmus Test

What if humanity
never existed
and there wasn’t
any history?
How would you treat
a person
you meet
tomorrow?
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Published on October 11, 2025 21:49 Tags: life, mystic, poetry, truth

That Never Comes

I’m not seeing eye to eye with the all-seeing eye
It sees everything and I feel blind.
Vaccines made to steal
I ask why?
It seems
that eye has become blind.
Thought I saw a flying octopi outside,
Must’ve been gazing into Nemo’s 3rd eye.
Just call me D-Nice,
actually my name is Heatt, just say it thrice.
Most rich people look dead inside
Lost the fire in their eye
I wonder why?
I wrote a rhyme while Clipping Coupons
Some people have hollow eyes
Not a lack of depth
but a look of death
Like their life has been hollowed out
and all they have is a biological remnant
of something (they left)
Vital once, but now benign
resigned
Waiting for that one last time
to feel alive
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Published on October 19, 2025 21:14 Tags: life, mystic, poetry, truth, vaccines

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