Odd Børretzen
Born
in Fister, Hjelmeland, Norway
November 21, 1926
Died
November 03, 2012
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How to Understand and Use a Norwegian: A User's Manual and Troubleshooter's Guide [Illustrated]
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published
1991
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8 editions
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Min barndoms verden
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Det norske folks bedrøvelige liv og historie
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published
1968
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3 editions
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Kristian Kvart og jeg: Min pubertets by (Norwegian Edition)
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published
1980
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2 editions
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Reisen til Europas indre (Norwegian Edition)
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published
1975
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Adam, Christofer Columbus, Henrik Ibsen og andre store oppdagere
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published
1983
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Berus Eder! En bok om vårt triste forhold til alkoholens gleder
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published
1985
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andre norske folkeventyr
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published
1975
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Barndom
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Helt all right. De beste tekstene i utvalg
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published
2012
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“The best way to tell whether the Norwegian is a Norwegian is to say:
"Are you Swedish?"
Regardless whether you say this in English, French, Italian, Japanese, Urdu or Swahili, he will answer:
"Swedish? Me? I'm a Norwegian!"
Then you will be able to tell.”
― How to Understand and Use a Norwegian: A User's Manual and Troubleshooter's Guide [Illustrated]
"Are you Swedish?"
Regardless whether you say this in English, French, Italian, Japanese, Urdu or Swahili, he will answer:
"Swedish? Me? I'm a Norwegian!"
Then you will be able to tell.”
― How to Understand and Use a Norwegian: A User's Manual and Troubleshooter's Guide [Illustrated]
“Previously, until a few years ago, it was customary for the Norwegian to be born with skis on his feet. But one of the improvements that has been made is that this is no longer the case*. Modern research has revealed, in fact, that this could be very uncomfortable and, to some extent, dangerous to the mother.
*It still happens that the birth takes place with skis on the feet, but now it is most often the mother who has the skis on during the birth.”
― How to Understand and Use a Norwegian: A User's Manual and Troubleshooter's Guide [Illustrated]
*It still happens that the birth takes place with skis on the feet, but now it is most often the mother who has the skis on during the birth.”
― How to Understand and Use a Norwegian: A User's Manual and Troubleshooter's Guide [Illustrated]
“If, in our day, you should see a polar bear in a Norwegian street, especially in the dead of night, you should tentatively say to the animal: "Good evening?" If the polar bear answers, "Shutyourbigmouth!" or something that sounds like this, in all likelihood, this is not a polar bear but a Norwegian on his way home from a party.”
― How to Understand and Use a Norwegian: A User's Manual and Troubleshooter's Guide [Illustrated]
― How to Understand and Use a Norwegian: A User's Manual and Troubleshooter's Guide [Illustrated]





