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Greg Ross edits the popular website Futility Closet, a collection of entertaining curiosities in history, literature, language, art, philosophy, and mathematics. Previously he spent 20 years editing science, engineering, and education publications for publishers such as IEEE, UNext.com, and American Scientist magazine. He lives in Raleigh, North Carolina.

“The Worst of All Puns”

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At Nuremburg a wolf’s tooth was shown to travellers … on which an Abbé is represented lying dead in a meadow, with three lilies growing out of his posteriors. This is not only the worst pun that ever was carved upon a wolf’s tooth, but the worst that ever was or will be made. The Abbé is designed to express the Latin word Habe. He is lying dead in a meadow, … mort en pré; this is for mortem

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“Two atoms are walking down the street. One says, “Wait, I think I lost an electron.” The other says, “Are you sure?” The first one says, “Yes, I’m positive.”
Greg Ross, Futility Closet: An Idler's Miscellany of Compendious Amusements

“Charlie Chaplin once lost a Charlie Chaplin lookalike contest. He didn’t even make the finals. Afterward he told a reporter that he was “tempted to give lessons in the Chaplin walk, out of pity as well as in the desire to see the thing done correctly.”
Greg Ross, Futility Closet: An Idler's Miscellany of Compendious Amusements

“After I’m dead I’d rather have people ask why I have no monument than why I have one.” —Cato the Elder”
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